carlee

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[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Breaking news 🚨🇹🇭

In Thailand, a cat that repeatedly bit police officers was taken to the station, photographed for a mugshot, had its paw prints taken, and was officially declared a “repeat offender.”

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Every fucking one of these documents is like

From: <███████>
To: jeevacation@ gmail. com

Subject: Crimes

I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon?

Sent From My iPad

[carlee @rosedollyy]

@jusdewitt1 @_celia_bedelia_ u still said it even though you keep denying like an idiot

[carlee @rosedollyy]

@jusdewitt1 @_celia_bedelia_

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Yeah like this... now try hooman

[mango @letburnitup]

got a lizard

[🛸 @tufthug]

nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we're there for each other

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

parents will discover a movie on netflix that you can't even imagine.

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

@PL4YG1RLS Are you fucking stupid don’t speak on Costco bitch

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

Fuck my bum ass ancestors for accruing absolutely no generational wealth

[carlee @rosedollyy]

@AngryGuy9080 @Manstarlol @Miminu_VT @4ngelxox cancer is only abnormal cell growth, not normal cell growth. if the cell duplicates properly it wouldn't be a problem

[carlee @rosedollyy]

@Miminu_VT @4ngelxox we most likely can, they figured out how to do something similar within nanotechnology. if they can isolate the telomerase, they can probably figure out how to edit it into our own genes so it lasts longer

[MB @ilymacyb]

apple alarm want you to be unemployed

[Orbonom @Orbonom]

and i’m announcing that the kid is NOT MINE

mummy pig has been given two hours to move her shit outta our house, whoever she’s been fuckin is a dead man

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Bitch this means shit is 100x more heinous than we know have you met lawyers they’ll defend the devil himself

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

someone needs to do it