Rose Johnson

Lady in the streets, asleep in the sheets

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

Why the fuck my mom gotta vacuum RIGHT outside my room when I'm tryna sleep.

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

I kinda feel bad for bragging, but I totally won the genetic lottery. I dropped 60 pounds and got foxy as hell

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

I need to quit being loyal to people who don't even care about me.

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

#youreadick

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

I really need to quit putting other people before myself.

[Jonathan Stiffler @jdstiffler]

Spice up your sex life by tossing a bag of brown recluse spiders at a ceiling fan. -Cosmo

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

@Koyczan please, Mr. Koyczan. It would be a tremendous help.

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

@Koyczan Mr. Koyczan, I have a need for your assistance. Is there a business email I can contact you at, or could you possibly DM me?

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

Another pro-tip: don't go to psychology fucked up on tramadol.

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

Pro-tip: don't go to college hungover.

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

It's cooling down and I'm really loving it. Halloween season 😁 plus I get to wear flannel!

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

I'm just gonna leave this here.

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

@andrewjwetzel I got rekt dude

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

@andrewjwetzel lucky. The room is still spinning to me

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

@andrewjwetzel so how Star Spangled Hammered did you get last night?

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

I can get married in my home state now. #NOH8 #LoveWins

[Rose Johnson @rosefjohnson]

Server: Welcome to Cane's what can I get for you today?
Me: Just fuck me up