Ilona

[The Seldom Seen Kid 🇬🇧 @NewMillPaul]

Did I tell you about the time my son failed his driving test for the second time?

He was really upset, so trying to be a good dad, I tried to make it better. Because of Covid, his next chance to take his test locally was next year, so I looked online.

[Scottish Banter @ScottishBantrr]

It’s that time of the year https://t.co/kEebrEsRtE

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

I'm against producers scouting on social media for Big Brother… but if they do here's who I think they should contact

🧵 a thread 🧵

[Ilona @roseilona45]

@amslloyd Aww tight🥺🤣

[Ilona @roseilona45]

@EE
Good afternoon I’m unable to contact via phone due to being on hold for so long .
I have taken the morning off work as wifi was supposed to be installed today and nobody has turned up can you contact me to get this sorted please !!

[James Kelly @jameskellyads]

"we're gonna be f**king rich!"

check out these two little entrepreneurs making their first sale.

you love to see it

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

If you do just two things today … watch and read this speech by @ZelenskyyUa … and support him in his efforts to get it seen far and wide in 🇷🇺 where it will not be shown on official media. He is asking for all our help to let them know the truth of what is happening in 🇺🇦

[daria 🇺🇦 @oioiisogolden]

tw// shootings, screaming, war

[daria 🇺🇦 @oioiisogolden]

they don't care about justice. they're not trying to make peace. they're definitely not trying to protect anyone. it's cold blooded war. right here, in my country. and people are dying right now. im sorry to tell you that but no, we are not okay

[daria 🇺🇦 @oioiisogolden]

!! UKRAINE
i woke up at 5am today because of the sounds of explosions. and let me tell you, it was one of the scariest moments of my life. people are dying here for absolutely no reason. CIVIL PEOPLE. russia attacks houses, hospitals, shops etc. +

[Ilona @roseilona45]

@TheSkinnerBros @kylewhitelam97

[Ilona @roseilona45]

@SzMarsupial @kylewhitelam97

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Scans showed the fetus had a lot of defects. Under the new law doctors couldn’t terminate the pregnancy. Her water broke and even then they couldn’t do anything. They had to “wait for the baby to die” before taking it out. The woman died of septic shock. But pro life I guess.

[minahil @baedotdoe]

Yes you have an inner-child but you have an inner-parent too. Nurture yourself often and unlearn the limiting beliefs your inner-parent may be holding on to.

[Ilona @roseilona45]

@VickersEmma97 This lady does some meditations and sessions that she can tailor to help you she’s amazing!! https://t.co/wQ517QRLyy

[ashtred @ashtredbacani]

therapeutic