MyKala

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"A female orgasm?! Didn’t they myth bust that?" -Blake

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"See Marky Mark's look, very tight butthole, but your look is the loosest butthole I've ever seen" -Adam

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"Have you seen these lips? Have you enjoyed the presence of me eating a kielbasa? It's redonk" -Adam

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"How are we gonna find clean piss when everyone over the age of 12 smokes weed these days?"

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"We don't have a substance abuse problem. If anything we have a Subway abuse problem. We destroy $5 footlongs!" -Adam

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"Well, let papa smurf in and we'll put some red pants on this situation" -Adam

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"Much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight" -Blake

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby? Cutting up onions makes you cry.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

What is the difference between a dead baby and a candy bar? About 500 calories.

[MyKala @rosensquirrel]

@winneconnefan what do the seniors have against the sophomores anyway?

[MyKala @rosensquirrel]

@winneconnefan actually we won this round. We lost the one when we were on the other side

[MyKala @rosensquirrel]

You smiled and made me believe you loved me, but in the end i was just a piece of ass you didnt even care about