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[👩🏾‍💻 @pinkstape]

coworker I was just talking shit about for their incompetence sent me a teams message thanking me for helping them

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[Alabi.🎈 @alabitweets]

The concept of hiding your baby’s face in a photo shoot that we didn’t beg you to post

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[𝒦𝓎𝑜𝓂�� 🌸 @pyttkykomi]

can someone write an article on millennials killing the doorbell industry by texting “here”

[jainormis @jainormis]

fuck ww3, im going to the ❤️ afters ❤️

[shayma @roundthefurr]

this resonates so much with me….

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@liveforeverdemo Why does anything have to mean something

[s @maozedingue]

y a forcément un gars qui habitait à Pompéi et qui est parti en vacances avant l’éruption du Vésuve, quand il est revenu il a dû faire « ????? »

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[Grace @gracecamille_]

goddd is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video

[Mimi ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @ouaicestlou]

Mais où trouve t’il toute cette énergie?

[ella @H8BEAM]

full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

[joseph @stinkbug]

i think if your listening age on spotify wrapped is older than your actual age it’s cool and good and it makes you intelligent and interesting. if your listening age is below your actual age you need a psychiatric evaluation to understand why you’re the way that you are

[dev lemons @dev_lemons]

imagine u died on Spotify wrapped day and ur friends had to decide what they post on their story first

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

when you're talking to someone and you can tell they're trying out a new word

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[໊ @meishato]

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much