paisleigh

[⭐️ @versacles]

i think your parents relationship really do determine your view of love and relationships.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.

[Morgan ☆ @Mo_Haycook]

Anybody else’s iPhone reading their messages...as in it doesn’t notify you they texted and it marked it as read but you quite clearly did not know you received it.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

You can't just keep "finding" ballots for Joe Biden two days after the election and then claim that Trump is the one "destroying our democracy." This is insane.

[chel 💖 mochi @culturalsquid]

RT if you’ve never had an abortion but support a woman’s choice to have an abortion

[:) @thegassery]

pro choice means pro CHOICE, not pro abortion!!! It means allowing women (or people with uteruses) to have access to a safe abortion if that was there decision. It also means they have the choice to ... not have an abortion

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

If my mans chooses to “celebrate” us getting married by paying for other naked women to dance on him I can promise you I simply ✨will not marry him✨🧚🏼‍♀️🙂

[🦋Lænį Røšę  @parilani]

[having to cough out in public]

EXCUSE ME. everyone. i need to inform you all that i do NOT have the covid i simply have CHOKED on my OWN spit bc i am TRULY INCOMPETENT as a HUMAN.

[paisleigh @rosiwdp]

someone recommended sites to find a graduation dress on plz I’m striking out on every site 😅

[coley vance @ColeyVance]

I like my room -12 degrees, w 3 fans on, a mound of blankets, and 26 pillows

[karabara @k_dubzz21]

I’m totally over it but I’m definitely going to bring it up after 3 white claws

[paisleigh @rosiwdp]

@ktwitherow14 Or mango. Definitely one of those.

[paisleigh @rosiwdp]

black cherry

[White Claw Gang @whiteclawcrew]

If 2020 was a White Claw

What flavor would it be ?

[AsheéMeetsWorld @_shayybutttaa]

Taking off the condom without consent is sexual assault too.

[R @rvkhsar]

imagine shazam... but for perfume