Chris Rosenau

@collectionsbees @volcanochoir @pelemilwaukee

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

Just learned there are “living funerals”. Every party I have from now on will be billed this way.

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

This is amazing.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

This Nathan’s hot dog eating contest lightning delay begs the question: how can anyone actually watch regular ESPN?

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Imagine how much better the hot dog contest would be if it was actualy in a lightning storm. Why are we delaying something for being too awesome

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

It’s so cool how the Supreme Court is so non-partisan. #psychopaths

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host indicted for felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

Like poop in a lake? Like Canadian forest fires? How about boLth? #Milwaukee @danieltspack

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Makeup artist Mimi Choi created a unique style contaminated by patterns and textures from surreal paintings and illusionary masters such as Salvador Dalí and M.C. Escher, in a perpetually impressive confusing perspective

[site: https://t.co/KdceMEZohX]

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

I’ve never understood why more people don’t make plans to get together and listen to an album the way people get together to watch a movie

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

Seems about right. 50F drop in a weekend topped off with some more snow as a bonus. !!!?

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

@RustySutton Fact!

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

This is insane. This is a 42 second walk from my house.

[Matt Wild @ByMattWild]

This fucking RULES
https://t.co/VuAeHFN8tr

[David Frum @davidfrum]

There's simply nothing that can be done about mass shootings except the things that work in every other civilized country

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

A computer interface that doesn’t care what religion you are or is you have a lisp: Interfaith

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

Hey @limebike, March in Wisconsin is what we call #fakespring…the real spring doesn’t start until ~ mid April.

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

Fool, fool. You’ve got to bleed for the dancer.

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

Tough to think of a better vibe than eating vegan sausages and drinking manhattans and listening to For Those About To Rock by @acdc at @VANGUARDMKE.

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

Masterful. …and yes goosebumps here too!

[Darius Van Arman @dariusjagjag]

I am always amazed when certain people agree to be interviewed by @jonstewart. Because he’s utter kryptonite to hypocrites.

This interview clip is a master class in destroying bad logic. And the very end of it is an oratorical punch so on point that it gave me goose bumps.

[Chris Rosenau @rosno]

@ATCreatures @barrypaulclark_ @PetSmart Yeah, which @PetSmart, Barry? Good question, Tom.