Ross Hauser

[D 丹尼 利澤 @_DanielRz_]

Every state’s favorite baseball team based on the team they tweet about the most.

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

Kyler Murray still wants to play baseball?

That's not gonna fly at the @NissanUSA Heisman House 😂

[Ross Hauser @rossboss_95]

Watermelon felt like it

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Steve Irwin would have been 57 today.

His #ThisIsSportsCenter commercial is simply one of the best.

[TheOneRing @theoneringnet]

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/ >💍 💍 💍 3 to the Elves

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/ >💍 ��� 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 7 to the Dwarf lords

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/ >💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 9 to the race of Men

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💍< \ But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made.

[Matt Scalici @MattScalici]

Ed Orgeron solemnly opening the cage door and gesturing half-heartedly for Mike to leave as his eyes fill with tears.

“Gwon nah...git outta hee, ya biggole tigah...”

[sarah eve ☽ ♉︎ @kaxatx]

twitter do your fuckin thing

[reggie romano @reggie_romano]

On average in the U.S. today 115 people die everyday from opiates, thats roughly 1 person every 12 1/2 minutes. Yet nobody is willing to talk about this until it happens to a celebrity... If you are struggling and feel like nobody cares, know that I do and am here for all of you.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Therapist:lets go back to that day

Me: no I cant

Therapist: I want to hear you say out loud what you found out that day

Me:[sniffles] When ppl go on house hunters they've already bought the house they want.The producers just show them two random houses they pretend to consider

[George Aylett @GeorgeAylett]

Think the Laurel or Yanny thing is weird?

You can hear the words ‘Brainstorm’ or ‘Green Needle’ based on which word you think about. Try it.

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

That’s cool man you can make fun of AA, Mental Health, whatever helps you sleep at night. I’m doing what I have to do to not be an asshole anymore. You should try it, life’s better on this side https://t.co/vmtqWLdxZN

[Matthew Watkins @MWatkinsTrib]

Comments from A&M regent Tony Buzbee on the white nationalist rally coming to campus.

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[Jerusalem]

MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb

SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus

MARY: What's Upjesus?

JESUS {risen}: Not much, w—

[Ross Hauser @rossboss_95]

#DezCaughtIt and #DezFumbledIt

[Von Miller @VonMiller]

Kyle,you are legendary brother!Continue to defy the odds! You are a true inspiration! #gigem"this is why I chose @tamu"

[The Mugdown @Mugdown]

Reminder to #TAMU20: You will not be allowed in any University buildings without your TAMU ID on a lanyard.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

So this is what it feels like when your life suddenly loses all meaning.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Start the smoke. We have a name.