Coldbin

sitting on the floor

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

You can get into his funeral for free but it costs $9.99 to open the casket

[Umbrella @UmbrellaEnt]

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[Coldbin @RosscoColvin]

@RichardDawkins The anus can fart without pooing

[deg @degg]

i just remembered that @Hermit_Thrush had sex for the first (and only?) time in his life on march 21, 2015. it was rough sex

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

I impregnated my mattress by pumping a fart so deep into it, it's going to condense into turdbaby any day now

[wint @dril]

reasons why im single "Im Fucking Stupid"

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

I think we should replace South America with Australia

[Professor Joe Butcher 🇵🇸 @Nixon_Robocop]

What is the crime here? Visiting a website? A succulent Chinese website?

[Coldbin @RosscoColvin]

@freshhel Very cool but what’s really cool is the 2 round fleshy lumps where ur beautiful mind resides

[Coldbin @RosscoColvin]

@rubyinnes Bookmarked

[Coldbin @RosscoColvin]

@dril lol

[wint @dril]

dog shit .com : Home of my Ass .

[wint @dril]

if you work at my company and you say some shit like "Gamers do not deserve immersive Triple AAA experiences" im fucking firing your ass

[Coldbin @RosscoColvin]

@rubyinnes @BackPocketVids Piss drawer kid is innocent it was the dog

[Coldbin @RosscoColvin]

@auntymeredith Things that the other hell yeah brother

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

gaming

[Coldbin @RosscoColvin]

@DustinMartian Tell that to my millennial indoor plant business

[Coldbin @RosscoColvin]

@rubyinnes I hocked up a green loogie

[SteelSeriesANZ @SteelSeriesANZ]

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