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sr copywriter ⚡️ denver

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Line rider exposé

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@_uglyassboi did u get an under armour hat

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@BluehatDylly 😂 imagine thinking this is a tech issue

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the shape of you is fr 12 minutes long

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took my mom to a dive bar for her bday (error). nothing crazier than having a serious conversation about the family while m.A.A.D City plays.

“for sure I hear that”

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@_csun13 great work cole! i still gotta ride a horse stay tuned

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@jackmuntean bro my girl’s on this app chill

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We sent a confirmation code to your religious aunt that doesn't approve of your lifestyle. Get it from her via phone call or upgrade to premium.

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@_uglyassboi @rahmeeros i use a stiff shaft spork for higher speeds, recommend getting fitted if you’re thinking of making the switch

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been trying to do 100 pushups every day (hell ya) and honestly all it does is have me do like 40 pushups right before bed and then im like trembling to get my melatonin gummy up to my mouth and then i swirl existentially and wake up exhausted. so you guys should do it.

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pr for fastest purchase

[brooke @stroznuts]

that's advertising baby!

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[me at bodega]

me: can i get one of those little hand sanitizers behind you

guy: uh yaa they’re untagged how much you usually pay for one?

me: uh like 1.50?

guy pushes buttons

guy: 6 dollars boss you can tap right there

[Vikki Ross @VikkiRossWrites]

Everyone can write, but not everyone can write copy - dazzle colleagues and clients with stuff like this so they see there are actual techniques for our way with words

Follow @harrydry @GoodMarketingHQ / subscribe to his emails for loads more examples

#CopywritersUnite

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actually exhausted from clicking on a tweet expecting relevant discourse / comments and getting blasted with disappointment / ads

[Dan Goldgeier @DanGoldgeier]

Here's to all the copywriters legally forced to use the phrase "Big Game" over the next two weeks.

[🌊 @S0NNYSTYLES]

lamar jackson “save us” edits be so hard

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Nothing more exhausting than finding out i have to listen to the shape of you by ed sheeran via retail sound system.

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@BluehatDylly looking forward to discussing this in person

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rosalina qb1 also. all the touch

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shy guy at corner is getting burnt all day long. zero peripheral vision.

[Ryan Plumer @ryan_plumer_]

22 MAN ROSTER FOR MARIO FOOTBALL @TheGoodGuysCFB @SickosCommittee (used MS paint bc I'm a sicko)

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