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For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be an Excel monkey. Serious Business is my favorite meme. I know a disturbing number of Joe Pesci quotes.

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@JJFromTheBronx $5 crushes, no inflation here!

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

He knew

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

This is Scottie Scheffler. He’s the best player in the world. His bad days are when he finished T-8. He’s got four Majors, two Players, and he’s going to get a lifetime exemption before he turns 30.

The only problem is, during the Ryder Cup he turns into Brett Wetterich.

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@TheShotgunStart Ah im sure the members welcome this respite from high prices in this economy

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@NoLayingUp The block party Saturday night

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@NoLayingUp @highnoonsunsips After the success of this shock and awe campaign is there still a chance we could be flying the mission accomplished banner prematurely?

[Carolyn Zacharias @heycarolynz]

“Hey buddy? Mom says we can get McDonald’s on the way home if you come out of there”

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@darrenrovell @classic_fb You think people making 150k a year are dropping $13k on masters badges and not just… hoping to get selected in the ticket lottery?

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@JJFromTheBronx Which one of your friends who has actually used a drill and stud finder before are you gonna get to put it together and attach it to the wall?

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@bgussoni @JJFromTheBronx Lyons is in that pic somewhere

[Dow @mark_dow]

Economy so bad 83% of Americans are living airport-to-airport

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Sad day for American justice system. If youre a millionaire superstar athelete you can just ignore the police and scare them to the point of them pooping their pants and get away with it

[John @JMN2323]

NEW: here is the relevant portion of the video released by the Louisville Metro PD this morning.

It shows Scottie turn into the lot and a police officer chase after the car and bang on the window. Scottie then stops the car immediately.

I cannot believe THIS is the footage the Mayor said would “speak for itself.” This might as well be a silent film.

This is what the LMPD believes is a felony assault on a police officer? What a joke.

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@thedad With TSA pre and carryon only, 1 hour before boarding. If checking 90 mins-2hrs

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@FeitsBarstool First time I saw redzone I had a massive hangover and had to leave the room because it was gonna make me puke. I love it but your take is valid

[Shane Bacon @shanebacon]

The only way this news would have been more astonishing is if Norman and Jay would have announced it while holding hands with the Chainsmokers playing some of their music in the background.

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“Hey my girlfriend is in there”

“Yea a lot of guy’s girlfriends are in here”

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

“We’re having a house party at Sigma Chi tonight. You should come through”

[Kino Lorber @KinoLorber]

R.I.P. Jack Rebney, the '80s RV salesman whose hilarious, profanity-strewn, on-the-job meltdown was a forerunner of the viral video and became the subject of the documentary WINNEBAGO MAN.

We encourage you to read this moving note his friend Keith posted on Facebook.