Parody Melon Husk (Mr Blue Sky)

Olde Farte in U.K.

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

One Bigly Mac with Lies

The new Private Eye is out now

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Well it turns out that @elonmusk is a bit precious and has removed #BlockMusk when it started trending at number 2 in the UK.

Shall we try: #BlockElonMusk

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Donald Trump doesn’t want you to see this

Do not share this picture of his ear

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Remember, this is a revenue pool shared among all creators, so if you qualify and don’t sign up, you’re increasing Andrew Tate’s revenue and decreasing your own.

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

Can I get 1,000 retweets to make this trend please?

#JoeRoganWontDebateMolly

Because @joerogan is a coward.

[Jay Marshall Wolman @wolmanj]

Hey, doc, if everyone gets it, how many will die? Back of the envelope says 350 million (based on 1.5 million already). Retweet that.

[NPR @NPR]

A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

[Julian Sanchez @normative]

I think it’s significant that Trump was so obsessed, not just with getting a commitment to investigate, but on a *public statement* to that effect. The point was less getting the investigation than manufacturing headlines to legitimize his insinuations. https://t.co/UDD34dmUmh

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

By all appearances, the President’s brazen and unprecedented appeal to China and to Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden is wrong and appalling.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Today, in front of a crowd, the President implied members of his own staff should be executed not for lying but for telling the truth.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

5/ The President of the United States today invited an attack on this nation.

He welcomed it.

He begged for it, like a cur begging for treats.

If we survive this, he'll be remembered first with derision, then with disgust, then with horror.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

[Commanding Tater @redskin_potato]

@SMHatFools @jackmayf @GlibTarred @SabrinaSiddiqui House should pass a bill "Build A Wall And Mexico Gonna Pay For It Act". Authorizing the wall, depending on revenues provided by Mexico. Trump gets exactly what he promised.🤣

[Orbis Business Intelligence @OrbisBIOfficial]

Seasons greetings from all at @OrbisBIOfficial

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Exclusive from me + @BrandyZadrozny:

A small group of YouTubers and Reddit/chan moderators turned Qanon from an anonymous 4chan post into a massive community.

Citing slip-ups on a YouTube channel, some pro-Trump sleuths are now claiming Q is that group.
https://t.co/RO3yYhDqib

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

"Trial runs for fascism are in full flow - babies in cages were no ‘mistake’ by Trump but test-marketing for barbarism."
Hugely powerful and worrying piece from @fotoole. Please read it.
https://t.co/BXymuYJXRX

[Sir William Browder KCMG @Billbrowder]

Baroness Helena Kennedy QC rightfully asks why her Magnitsky Visa Ban private members bill was opposed by the U.K. government when she introduced it on December 14th last year in the House of Lords