sea enjoyer

📖: Call for the Dead

[ivan @tuppentupfriend]

She updated her pictures on hinge after our date #watdatmean

[eden @edenbruv]

If a woman spoke to me like that, I’d fucking fold too

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Tom Cruise said WHAT?!

[Dani 🗽 @Dan0nat0r]

Don’t even joke lad fuck you

[cacto 🦀 @cactojuice]

americans being surprised that snl uk is 100x funnier than american snl, as if UK comedy hasn't always been superior to us comedy

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

i would be honoured to win a bronze medal. this is the alloy that brought humanity out of the long darkness

[sea enjoyer @rosslikesstuff]

lovely rainy England

[帥Boi Digital @theRealHojo]

If Digger was a Korean film it'd be the unanimous film of the year

[Nivek Crew Cut @KevMagnet]

I use it to journal the movies I watch :)

[sea enjoyer @rosslikesstuff]

@swantail real

[sea enjoyer @rosslikesstuff]

@sheiskenzz If I wasn't about to get on a plane

[sea enjoyer @rosslikesstuff]

@2016macbook That's all good stuff though 😌

[Craig Hughes 𓅪 @Craig_Hughes_]

Beautiful thing about Britain: very little cultural difference between the oldest money/posh and the working class. Accent and hobby aside, it's all scotch eggs and tinnies in a damp field.

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

good lord there are a lot of very pretty Brazilian marxists

[andres @DblAuntAndres]

the movie theatre employees next summer:

[sea enjoyer @rosslikesstuff]

overhearing the most french story at the airport, guy talking about the time he answered the phone to his girlfriend with his wife's name but she didn't know he had a wife

[mariana @pastapilled]

I've never experienced true love so when I'm listening to stupid song by Olivia Rodrigo I just picture Daphne and Fred

[Gallus Tamanensis @Milkevol]

The funniest bit GRRM does is bring up a house that hasn't been relevant to the story and very off handledly mention something crazy about them. "Oh yeah this house has a horn that summons monsters from the depths and everyone wants it", hey George, can we come back to that

[Llwty 𐂂🦌🌹🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦 @llwtydeer]

she is genuinely mental