Ross Mondschain

He/ Him/ His. Relationship & Sex Therapist. Theatre Lover, Nap Taker, Proud member of the No Matter What Club.

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

I’m so glad that Comcast is at Pride Fest so that we can update our cable plans, just like the drag queens did at Stonewall.

[Eric Stonestreet @ericstonestreet]

Paul Ruebens would send 20 funny gifs to me on my birthday.
I know I was just one of the many people he made feel special on their birthday. I’m thankful I was one of them. This was his last bday message to me. I’ll keep it forever. Rest In Peace Paul. You were 1/1 ❤️

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

@BedBathBeyond customer service is a joke. I’ve been promised a callback three times about being locked out of my account, and no one ever follows up. Now I’m being told to create a new account with no regard for the $29 Welcome Rewards membership I purchased.

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

@broadwaychicago Company!

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

@Keutes What’s the benefit of having both?

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

@shirtsthtgohard No light sabers allowed?

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

It’s fun when these come on again. I wonder if I’m still earning residuals.

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

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#IndividualTherapy #RelationshipTherapy #SexTheapy
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[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

@adamblang I gave Martin your number

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

Today: 8 hours of “A New Model of Male Sexuality Featuring Good Enough Sex (GES) and Responsive Male Desire.” With Barry McCarthy, Ph.D. Thoughts? Questions? #SexTherapy #MaleSexulity

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

@libraartsmajor We might differ on this, but it’s more quality than quantity.

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

@libraartsmajor I love when clients come in locked and loaded.

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

I think this explains why I was so turned off by the marketing. https://t.co/95vKFaHJa5

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Sheryl Lee Ralph’s acceptance song/speech healed me, cured my depression, erased all past traumas, replenished my electrolytes, etc etc etc

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

What about a website where you can see naked pictures of your relatives called OnlyFams?

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

@tacobell charged me over $100 through their app and then couldn't fulfill my order because they were “out of meat.” One week later and still no refund. This is some next level bad customer service.

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

System Preferences are dead. Long live System Settings. #macOS #ventura #Beta.

[Ross Mondschain @rossmon]

@MatthewKBegbie This sketch was brilliant. I showed it to my gender studies class.

[JP @jplowrey]

My favorite things of all time are bizarre Milky Whites. Here is some of my collection.