Nick Ross

intermittently funny

[Nick Ross @rossnicholas]

I want to pay someone to follow me and laugh at all of the dumb puns I make

[Jeff Roberts @JeffRoberts__]

I could not imagine taking this next big step in life without the one who gets me through it all. She said yes!

Here’s to forever, future Mrs. Roberts! 💍❤️

[Nick Ross @rossnicholas]

@joomesbro I would LOVE to know the context because this is hilarious even without😂

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

If You Own #dogecoin Hit That Retweet. Let’s Get It To .50¢

[CONCRETE BOY BOAT^ @lilyachty]

#dogecoin type of day

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s inevitable

[Nick Ross @rossnicholas]

This should scare you. This is a man more concerned with keeping power than helping the American people. This man doesn’t care if you’re republican or democrat because he doesn’t care about you. The welfare of people shouldn’t be a bargaining tool for votes. This man is a crook.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

...request, and looking to the future of our Country. I have instructed my representatives to stop negotiating until after the election when, immediately after I win, we will pass a major Stimulus Bill that focuses on hardworking Americans and Small Business. I have asked...

[Nathan Kress @NathanKress]

Sadly neither candidate has enough hair for the ol' ponytail yank... but don't worry, I'd find something to tie a rope around that would shut'm up just as quick.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Everybody paying attention now?

[Carlito @CTraaiN]

If you’re an incoming freshman and classes are still online next semester, please save your money and enroll in a community college

[annee @annee_izatt]

i’m like actually losing my mind over this video John Mayer made. my king

[Nick Ross @rossnicholas]

You betcha

[Nick Ross @rossnicholas]

Obituary??? I though I was having a stroke reading this

[Keke🌺 @KekeNoPalmerTho]

If ya boyfriend died & his family ain't put you in his a bitch you worried... would you be mad ?

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[Nick Ross @rossnicholas]

“Hey mom can we stop for McDonalds??”

Me literally 5 seconds later: