Ross Stechschulte

Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

Don’t touch the watch.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

@stoolpresidente Red Brick Pizza

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@Return_Of_RB @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat @Barstoolpickem @jmccarthy55 @Philly_Mays @Codylanza @CaptainCons @hen_ease @WayneJetskiii WE NEED THIS IN BLACK!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

Just watched a guy steal three bikes and knock someone out at noon on a Sunday. Was honestly just trying to get a rotisserie chicken but I turned around and said fuck it, Kroger is a risky place to be in right now.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

☝🏻

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What’s up brother

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Just found a cold snickers in my fridge. Kind of felt like I won the Olympic gold to be honest.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

You know the ghost in Super Mario that chases you when you look away and then ignores you when you’re facing it?

That’s modern dating.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69]

The Bachelor: I’m dating 6 women at the same time and I’m in love with 3 of them but I’m also scared that all of them don’t love me back.

My wife: Joey is genuinely such a good guy.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

I love when I get Ubers in Columbus and the drivers name is Steve and he can’t speak a word of English. I respect it.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

If no one wants Justin Fields I’d be happy to have him as a Browns fan.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

@nattyformatty I loved this.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

@stoolpresidente is pretty much the only reason why I still have some social media. This was the easiest decision ever and @JeffDLowe chokes again. This is how the business world should work. Clear cut deal.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

Hear me out…Air Fryers replace microwaves in hotels nationwide.

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In Columbus, Ohio and a table of ten has been talking about @Jerrythekid21 hole in one for 20 minutes behind me.

“Can you imagine swinging a club 2000 times”

Legend.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

People who watch videos in public with the volume on should be assassinated.

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

@BeatinTheBookie

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@lolieee32 @Etsy Used to be the GOAT that went under the radar. 🙁

[Ross Stechschulte @RossStechschult]

@dumdommy Is this real?

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2 + 1 = 3