Robby Roswanda

I'm cranky when I'm hungry

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

Kalo angka 4 di budaya China dianggap tidak beruntung, knp ttp ada F4 ya? Knp ga F3a?

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

Beli token listtik via tokped juga kagak, pdhl transaksi tokped lain yang nominalnya lbh kecil dpt. Yang lebih sakit hati, bayar kekurangan pajak yg lumayan gede juga ga dpt poin😶

Iyah gw se-obsessed itu soal poin cc. Lumayan poinnya bwt beli token listrik 🤭

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

Ada fitur baru di livin Mandiri yang kasih liat tiap transaksi dapat livin poin berapa. Ternyata ga semua transaksi kartu kredit Mandiri dpt pojn. Yang transaksinya via qris, ternyata ga dapet poin.

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

Ptama kali denger pajak warisan tu pas baca berita UK lagi rame Jeremy Clarkson mpermasalahkan kbijakan pajak warisan baru dari Partai Buruh yg br naek. Di UK lg dpermasalahkn, di Indo dh kejadian😁. Tnyata ini kebijakan sosialis yg ga mw kekayaan hanya muter di org kaya doang😅

[Mas Pur @rasjawa]

Ingat kasus Leony Vitria Hartanti (eks Trio Kwek Kwek)? Ayahnya meninggal 2021. Rumah sudah lunas dari dulu. PBB dibayar rajin tiap tahun. Pas Leony mau balik nama sertifikat, dia kena tagihan PULUHAN JUTA.
Reaksi Leony sama seperti semua org: "Kan bukan jual beli? Ini kan WARISAN?"
Ternyata ada prosedur yang bisa bikin biaya balik namanya jadi 0 rupiah. Tapi banyak yang gak tau. Simak screenshot cara2nya dari akun thread @nafkahnation.dx

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

@e66uej Teu wani urang ngomong kitu. Ke ditagih eta kumaha Bdg boga ahli kimia tp ko... 🤭

Lagian by that logic, Bandung punya akademisi ahli di semua bidang jadi harusnya paling maju. Tp kan realita ga gtu😶

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

Dari dulu gw kepikiran harusnya gasibu ni dijadiin bunderan besar. jadi sudah ga perlu lagi ada lampu merah di pertigaan Jalan Surapati yang bikin macet yang turun dari flyover dan jadi Surapati. Jadi semua muterin Gasibu.

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Jadi bisa saja skenarionya jadi seperti ini. Pengguna jalan dari Supratman harus memutar dulu, sedangkan dari arah Trunojoyo yang mau ke Supratman harus lewat Majapahit dulu.

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

@Info_SerieA Gw pernah suatu waktu baca koran lagi. Eh ga sadar berusaha ngescroll ketika mau baca bagian bawahnya😂

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

@e66uej Ya dibikin satu arah. Ilangin semua separator tengah jalannya biar lebar. Bandung mgkn krn anggaran kecil dan orangny nyaman status quo, hese berubahna😶

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

This year’s chemistry laureate Omar Yaghi was born in Amman, Jordan, in 1965 to parents who were refugees from Palestine. When we spoke to him he shared his story:

“I grew up in a very humble home, we were a dozen of us in one room, sharing it with the cattle that we used to raise. I was born in a family of refugees, and my parents could barely read or write. My father finished sixth grade and my mother couldn’t read or write. It’s quite a journey. Science allows you to do it. Science is the greatest equalising force in the world.

Smart people, talented people, skilled people exist everywhere. That’s why we really should focus on unleashing their potential through providing them with opportunity.”

Today Yaghi shared the 2025 Nobel Prize in Chemistry with Susumu Kitagawa and Richard Robson for their work developing metal–organic frameworks.

Learn more about the prize: https://t.co/4nmszg1ZIR

[أنس الشريف Anas Al-Sharif @AnasAlSharif0]

This is my will and my final message. If these words reach you, know that Israel has succeeded in killing me and silencing my voice. First, peace be upon you and Allah’s mercy and blessings.

Allah knows I gave every effort and all my strength to be a support and a voice for my people, ever since I opened my eyes to life in the alleys and streets of the Jabalia refugee camp. My hope was that Allah would extend my life so I could return with my family and loved ones to our original town of occupied Asqalan (Al-Majdal). But Allah’s will came first, and His decree is final. I have lived through pain in all its details, tasted suffering and loss many times, yet I never once hesitated to convey the truth as it is, without distortion or falsification—so that Allah may bear witness against those who stayed silent, those who accepted our killing, those who choked our breath, and whose hearts were unmoved by the scattered remains of our children and women, doing nothing to stop the massacre that our people have faced for more than a year and a half.

I entrust you with Palestine—the jewel in the crown of the Muslim world, the heartbeat of every free person in this world. I entrust you with its people, with its wronged and innocent children who never had the time to dream or live in safety and peace. Their pure bodies were crushed under thousands of tons of Israeli bombs and missiles, torn apart and scattered across the walls.

I urge you not to let chains silence you, nor borders restrain you. Be bridges toward the liberation of the land and its people, until the sun of dignity and freedom rises over our stolen homeland. I entrust you to take care of my family. I entrust you with my beloved daughter Sham, the light of my eyes, whom I never got the chance to watch grow up as I had dreamed.

I entrust you with my dear son Salah, whom I had wished to support and accompany through life until he grew strong enough to carry my burden and continue the mission.

I entrust you with my beloved mother, whose blessed prayers brought me to where I am, whose supplications were my fortress and whose light guided my path. I pray that Allah grants her strength and rewards her on my behalf with the best of rewards.

I also entrust you with my lifelong companion, my beloved wife, Umm Salah (Bayan), from whom the war separated me for many long days and months. Yet she remained faithful to our bond, steadfast as the trunk of an olive tree that does not bend—patient, trusting in Allah, and carrying the responsibility in my absence with all her strength and faith.

I urge you to stand by them, to be their support after Allah Almighty. If I die, I die steadfast upon my principles. I testify before Allah that I am content with His decree, certain of meeting Him, and assured that what is with Allah is better and everlasting.

O Allah, accept me among the martyrs, forgive my past and future sins, and make my blood a light that illuminates the path of freedom for my people and my family. Forgive me if I have fallen short, and pray for me with mercy, for I kept my promise and never changed or betrayed it.

Do not forget Gaza… And do not forget me in your sincere prayers for forgiveness and acceptance.

Anas Jamal Al-Sharif
06.04.2025

This is what our beloved Anas requested to be published upon his martyrdom.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

@e66uej Mungkin Slot terinspirasi timnas dan Erick Tohir yg ngumpulin pemaen Londo dan lumayan sukses...

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

@e66uej @goldydharmawan Ini bner gitu yah? Tapi rata2 kan di Indo kebijakan yg jln itu yg gimana nanti. Krn yg nanti gimana itu mah ga akan jalan2. Bnr ga? 😁

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

bismillah Stafsus...🤣

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

Wah uang pajak kita dipakai Makan Bergizi Gratis yang nantinya dipakai berbuka puasa.Insya Allah kita dapat pahala siswa yang bepuasa. subhanallah...🙏

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

Bulan puasa Maret ini juga bertepatan dengan masa lapor SPT yang berarti waktunya bayar kekurangan pajak 2024. Makin berlipat ga sih pahala kita bayar kurang pajak pas bulan Ramadhan...

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

Ih serasa orang US ginih nonton #SuperBowlLIX live bo 😎

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

Kuliah yang gw ampu, Kimia dan Masyarakat, langsung sold out dalam beberapa jam dibuka. serasa di-wartiket and eike Blackpink 😎

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

@rahmaut di MIPA tmpk belum sink in beritanya. masih belom rame😄

[Robby Roswanda @roswanda]

Tau sih tiap awal tahun PNS mah seret karena anggaran belum fix, tau sih ITB mah PTNBH makanya ga dapet tukin, tapi ga sampe serdos (tunjangan profesi) juga ketahan dong... ini ketahan dan akan dirapel kan? kan? kan? 😅😂

[kumparan @kumparan]

Kementerian Pendidikan Tinggi, Sains, dan Teknologi (Kemdiktisaintek) memastikan bahwa tidak ada anggaran tunjangan kinerja (tukin) maupun tunjangan profesi untuk dosen pada 2025.
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