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[kev 🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @ayoitskevv_]

how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Rico @e_suavee]

me pressing no tip at the register

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

me in the mirror after having a breakdown

[Zito @_Zeets]

Y’all weren’t there when he looked like this

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Can’t believe Elon and Trump broke up during Pride month

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

Facts.
#FuckICE

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the big surprise:

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[👽 @rosyyyramirez]

I absolutely love how everyone’s inner child comes out when it snows.🥺🫶🏽❄️🌨️

[Genesis @gvega333]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[david @CrocEnjoyer]

If drake is in your top 5 just sit this one out twin

[💖 @twaniimals]

ㅤ

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

BREAKING: The mugshot of Colt Gray, the 14-year-old Apalachee High School shooting suspect.

[Divinity @DivinitySSBM]

I lost my best friend at EDC LV day 2 at 4tet.

He's been no contact since. We've tried contacting all local authorities and hospitals to no avail.

Height: ~6ft
Age: 23
Last seem wearing black and white tee

Any information or reposts would be appreciated.

[faith @faiththegemini]

me: can’t wait for this hot girl summer☺️
him:

[Brand New Doomed Vision Quest @Ferd_Turgeson]

LMAOOO whattttt