spreadsheet jockey

consumed by deadlock

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

Every once in a while I remember Vanessa Bryant sued the city for 30 million because her husband didn’t want to sit in traffic with the poors

[Robert Stock @RobertStock6]

But what if the infielders jump on the bed while the outfielders just stand there?

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

@ftmsnoopy Just don’t do core

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

theyve already assembled the two color commentary guys for my perfect Sinclair Sports broadcast team. Just need Ken Rosenthal on the sideline, the Mets old broadcast director calling the shots, and Jomboy for the play by play

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"That might have been the perfect baseball season…until 9/11, it couldn't have gone any better for us" – Curt Schilling on the 2001 Arizona Diamondbacks

[gosh @cube2823]

opening a fortune cookie and it says 'kicked to death by a horse soon'

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

for some reason maxed out 2012 edwin jackson was unhittable for me

[Frat Painter @bipskayless123]

Ball knowers?

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

@SpectralAurora_ yes my friend seth is very nice and is emissary in deadlock

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

The masculine urge to quit your job during the worst job market in two decades

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

@ftmsnoopy Play a hero shooter

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

@ftmsnoopy Ok but that one was mid anyways

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

honorable mention to the entire letterboxd featured reviews of the week (doesnt matter what week)

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

hell is real and its hearing basically anyone online talk about marty supreme

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

@ftmsnoopy Putting my friends on peak

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

@ftmsnoopy Well now I gotta see

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

@ftmsnoopy ok but it sounds like she doesnt know how to support you at all tho

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

@ftmsnoopy bro theres more people out there

[spreadsheet jockey @rotohater]

Counting or not counting the naughty list

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

got my dog microchipped so if he runs away I can just press a button and he’ll explode