Dr John Roucker

fibromyalgia, epilepsy, and carer for a disabled parent. Dr of archaeology, introverted former comedian.. honest

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

So...

I've been offered to work on a few projects, which will be extremely time-consuming, plus the time difference between here and United States of Musk, I won't be on here as much or at all late afternoon for a bit. It's been a while since I've done 'biz' stuff

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

Just sayin....

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

#HearMeOut

If you put a long black wig and sunglasses on Elon Musk, you get Tommy Wiseau..

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

#HearMeOut

If you put a long black wig and sunglasses on Elon Musk, you get Tommy Wiseau..

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@ed_carver89412 @netflix @glooface I'll Tommy Wiseau, we are going in a different direction

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

Hey @netflix

Hear me out... remake Mannequin but as a horror starring Aubrey Plaza, me, Kevin Hart, and a cameo by @glooface

I'll even duet 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' with Taylor Swift for the theme.

If you're still not convinced... same idea but with jetpacks!

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@glooface *sighs*

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

Spelled looks like it's spelt wrong...

🤔

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

I'm still surviving what the abuse did to me. My sister didn't. You @CPhilpOfficial, like the vermin in your party, are a disgrace to every victim who suffered because your party refused to implement recommendations to protect children, and now you want to delay further. FUCK OFF

[Chris Philp MP @CPhilpOfficial]

Labour MPs voting against rape gang inquiry is shameless - what are they trying to hide?

My column in The Sun this morning
https://t.co/aCZzZVxqa4

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@grash271 @glooface Edspelleded?

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@JillPoguelover Watch not a single Reform/Tory/rightwing account scream outrage at this monster

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@glooface What about spelted or is it speltlt?

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

Thanks, @trussliz. There is no point in comedy anymore...
https://t.co/OrgoVdoKBv

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

Nigel tells a knock knock joke. Dicky earns some extra pocket money for laughing and Lee is confused about how he can hear his door all the way from Ashfield

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

Captions Please

Looking forward to this 😂🤣

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@glooface @JillPoguelover Tell the truth, you thought it was Charlie Chaplin

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@glooface @SHEFFALCAMPBELL @netflix I'll be too busy defeating the Mannequin horde with Aubrey Plaza.

Aubrey "we're going to win"

I turn to the camera "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@glooface @SHEFFALCAMPBELL @netflix What's wrong with Kevin Hart?

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@TheBrightonBear @netflix @glooface Like I said.. a horror

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@glooface @netflix Thinking Nick Fury Avengers post credit scene

"Mr Roucker, I'm here to talk about the jetpack initiative, ya git!"

We fly off to a sequel based on a murder mystery style remake of the Goonies

[Dr John Roucker @rouckerjohn]

@BSmithBenS The last egg war was brutal. So many still suffer shell shock today. They poached the best of the best for battle and scrambled many young yolks in to fight and no matter how hard the kings horses and all the kings men tried, they just couldn't put it all back together again.