.ESUOHREDNUOR

YURTMAN, thingcrafter, storyslapper, troublemaker. i write SCPs and also other things 🏠 22, he/him

[.ESUOHREDNUOR @ROUNDERHOUSE]

Hi, I'm ROUNDERHOUSE! Amateur horror/scifi/new-weird creator, SCP author, and residential building.

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[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

For decades, Dan Patrick has sold out the poor, the sick, and the vulnerable to enrich his donors.

Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power.

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's got writer's block

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Houston is a city. Maybe not a proper, lawful, healthy, or sane one. But it is a city. Dallas is 45 suburbs in a trench coat. -OS

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Individual getting sucked off loudly in theater @AMCTheatres

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Correction: Ken Paxton’s home county is actually in North Dakota, and he grew up in California. But this is as close as we could get in Texas.

[Mike @hammerito]

That’s because my great great grandfather hit him with the blicky

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twitter changing the positions of the 'send via chat' and 'copy link' buttons every 2 days

[Throwing Things Daily @ThrowingObjects]

Pacific Punch.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

tort law exam ass case

[Old-School 3D Renders @Old_School_3D]

Spring (Early), by Hannu Parviainen (1998)

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

By artist Benoit Tardif

[nat! @natsmut]

drug before drink you'll pee in the sink..... drink before drug...... you're seeing the bug.....

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Pope issuing an AI encyclical the same day Ferrari unveils a sexless electric car… this is straight out of one of the Italian cyberpunk novels I publish under the pseudonym “Enzo Voltaggio”

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

“It’s immoral to be privileged in ways that others aren’t” is a deeply funny statement from the richest man on earth personally responsible for the deaths of millions of children

[.ESUOHREDNUOR @ROUNDERHOUSE]

@Whisgoon am i washed