Teresa

Things I like: Daft jokes. Clever pop music. Historical shit. Cake. Nice typefaces. Cats and dogs. The sky (whatever it happens to be doing at the time).

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

.@markolver On the subject of Hungry Horse menu insanity, this was a ridiculous item I found once (in the Oystercatcher in Cardiff Bay)

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

Look, @captaindamo! I told you I could remember when the Lord Mayor's horses were kept in the stables at Ashton Court. In fact I didn't think it was as recently as 1991.

[Bristol Times @Bristol_Times]

Morning. Bloom and Guardian, the last horses which pulled the Lord Mayor's coach, with groom Richard Warburton (l) and coachman Garry Parker (r) at Ashton Court, this day 30 years ago - October 3 1991.

[Oonagh @Okeating]

He ran across their blanket, flapping his arms and wellying scotch eggs and Petit Filou all over the place.

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

@RevRichardColes My partner once spent hours (and hours and hours) making Levi Roots' recipe for Caribbean spiced baked beans. They tasted like baked beans.

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

@watsoncomedian Absolutely. I work in child protection & I've been so impressed with everything teachers have been doing to keep an eye on vulnerable children & make sure they're safe & looked after throughout the pandemic. The view that they've been sat on their arses doing nowt is disgusting.

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

Wisdom.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

You don’t know your bread roll until you’ve smoked like a baby

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

Obotuary.

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

.@shaunwkeaveny Spotted this on a walk in listener hot-spot Bristol today…

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

Whaaaaat

[Alan Turkington - thisisAlanTurk on 📸+🦋 @thisisAlanTurk]

Just a normal day on @ITV and @ThisMorning with Eamonn Holmes telling a woman of colour her hair "reminds him of an alpaca".

Nothing to see here.

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

@OhLookBirdies @greg_jenner My mother once overheard a woman complaining about how busy she'd been by saying "I was up and down like a pork chop in a synagogue."

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

I'm gonna say this instead of cheerio from now on

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

@watsoncomedian Not only are you one of the best comedians I've ever seen, also I was given "Contacts" as a Christmas present last year and loved it so much that I now have to buy and read all your other books.

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

@greg_jenner Radioactive hybrid terrapins

[RAB FLORENCE @robertflorence]

Anyone saying weed isn’t a performance enhancing drug for an Olympic 100m athlete hasn’t seen how fast a stoner from Shettleston can get down the tenement stairs when the ice cream van comes.

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

My dad used to sing "Carey" every time we were on a beach. I don't think I ever heard the original song until after he died (in '07): "Oh, that's Dad's beach song!" Now it's one of my favourite songs ever.

[BBC Radio 6 Music @BBC6Music]

Blue, @jonimitchell’s landmark 1971 album, turns 50 today 💫

Widely regarded as one of the greatest albums of all time, Blue features tracks such as California, River and A Case of You.

What is your favourite song on this classic?

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

@petefowlerart That is just so brilliant. 💛

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

whats brown and hery and likes to go on holday

a coconut on holday

[Balderdash @notDcfcBoss]

A magnificent triptych

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

Absolute catnip to me, this sort of shiz.

[Mat Osman @matosman]

Colourised footage of the Moulin Rouge in 1914

[Teresa @roundsqhouse]

@helloitselliot A Barolo too, baby.