Rowan Hill

[Rowan Hill @rowanhill]

@Hyperoptic Yes, down in E17. The network service checker postcode lookup is also not working…

[Rowan Hill @rowanhill]

Upshot is, I still don’t have a date for when this problem is going to be fixed, and no route of escalation beyond repeatedly calling, waiting on hold, and chasing for information. An absolute shambles of a service.

[Rowan Hill @rowanhill]

Over a week ago, my @Hyperoptic net connection went down - a fault in the overhead cable. I’m still without service and don’t even have a date for a fix. Meanwhile, they want me to renew my contract for a price hike they won’t negotiate, despite Community Fibre being far cheaper.

[Rowan Hill @rowanhill]

Called again, and after 30 mins on hold I was told that a) the booking team don’t work weekends, so there was no chance of a Sat/Sun resolution as I’d been promised, and b) the offer of an engineer on Tuesday would have been a “stage 2” engineer, unable to repair the damage.

[Rowan Hill @rowanhill]

@mangmangmang The entrance at the back has a (sculpture of a) stressed parent dragging their screaming children along with them. Great for setting the mood as you go to the antenatal ward.

[Rowan Hill @rowanhill]

@LeShuttle_Help Is Le Shuttle affected by the attacks on the French rail network? News reports say Eurostar has issues, but possibly only at the Paris end, so perhaps Le Shuttle is okay? https://t.co/HjBUjbXwFz

[Neil @_Enanem_]

You do not talk about procrastination club.

[Igal Tabachnik @hmemcpy]

writing unit tests be like

[Rowan Hill @rowanhill]

@jaffathecake > It keeps the extinction between attributes and properties

The *dis*tinction, maybe?

[Rowan Hill @rowanhill]

F1, London marathon, and the Snooker world championship. It’s a great Sunday for fans of sports where nothing much happens.

[Armand D'Angour @ArmandDAngour]

What has “precociousness” got to do with apricots?

Everything.

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

Can’t wait for Microsoft to buy TikTok and rename it BingBong

[ash @ashleyyjoelle]

“why do you have a messy pile of clothes in the chair?”

it’s L1 cache for fast random access to our frequently used clothes in O(1) time

[Rowan Hill @rowanhill]

@mangmangmang Latest council newsletter suggests the paper permits remain valid indefinitely, so I will choose to believe this version of reality.

[Rowan Hill @rowanhill]

@mangmangmang Is this a thing? Can you point me at where they’ve said this, please? Google isn’t being very forthcoming.

[Babble @Babble____]

YOU SCUMBAG
YOU MAGGOT

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

I park my car at the top of the hill but then it just rolls back down? Can anyone help?