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Susie Dent's lovely. She's not a whore; she's nice. Pepsi Max for life.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

Dogs are shit 🚮

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

If you a grown ass man and you got a cat nigga you are gay as shit. Get yourself a dog

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

I need him

[FAREEDA KIRI🌹🌹🌹🌹 @Faridatu001]

Is this right to use shampoo to bath in this situation 🤔??

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

I'm gonna be such a power top if the person selling me his house ever fucking moves out of the cunting thing

[Daulty :) @dxulty]

Every time I put furniture together I gain +5 topping ability

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@Seoirse_ 🥱👎🏽

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

orrrrr we need more people to stand up to the absolute fuckwittery of the press and maybe then we'd stop all the misinformation, brainwashing and all the right wing bullshit infiltrating the country

[Seóirse Duffy @Seoirse_]

Obviously, he's used to being the Mayor of a city where the major press isn't constantly focused on him or what he's doing, and so consequently is completely unaware of how national press/politics functions. It just smacks of a man who is hopelessly out of his depth

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

this is so tacky and grim lmao

[Leigh-Anne @LeighAnneMusic]

So many of you were asking to see more of my pregnancy journey and now you can!

I’ve started a Patreon to share more of my pregnancy, bump updates, everyday life and all of the things in between as i prepare to be a mum of three 🥹

check it out here: https://t.co/JY7Oyuv95w

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@SkullyRox but how do you buy a pie from a pie shop and eat it with a knife and fork unless you schlep it all the way home

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

... how else is he supposed to eat a pie????

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@soupyferns it's literally how they're meant to be eaten though

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

You famously did great as PM

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

Reminder: As Prime Minister, I got rid of Sunak's Health and Social Care Levy. Looks like Burnham wants to bring it right back.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@oxymeta @ShakOnChart Haha no you're good! But I have zero influence 😂

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Gm.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

Gutted that he used his first week in power to turn off the water at Gatwick :/

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

Touching down in Burnham’s Britain for the first time. Told to use the toilet on the plane because there’s no running water.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

Will there still be a discount for us losers who live alone? @andyburnham

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is strongly considering replacing council tax and stamp duty with a 0.48% annual tax on a home's current value

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

Until I went to Kuwait and thought a 15 dinar meal seemed like a good price before I converted it and it was like £36 😒

[Shenice 🇯🇲🇬🇧 @shenicegeneva]

One of the perks of being British is that most countries currencies are weaker. It really is a joy spending money abroad.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@12345_jef Most fans seem to like the album but it isn't my genre of music at all 😔 I really want to like it but it's not for me

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

Love Madonna the most but this album is not the one. Hyde Park as a venue is not the one. The BST festival is not the one. If those rumours are true then this whole era has been a complete flop for me 😔😭

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

As someone who will probably be single forever, an only child and will never have kids, old age is one of the scariest thoughts for me so this would be stunning

[Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford]

Andy Burnham will unveil plans next week for adult social care in the first major policy speech of his premiership as he pledges to “face it and fix it”

The prime minister has pledged to overhaul social care so that it “operates on the NHS principle” and is free at the point of need in a move that is projected to cost £18.5 billion a year

However, The Times has been told that this “universal” offer is unlikely to cover the “daily living costs” of a care home, such as laundry, food, accommodation and energy bills

It means home residents could still face bills of tens of thousands of pounds for accommodation costs under proposals for a new National Care Service

Covering these costs for everybody would add about an extra £16 billion to annual costs, according to estimates based on average care home fees

Dame Louise Casey, who is leading a commission looking at adult social care in England, is poised to launch a national conversation this month on how it should be paid for

Burnham is expected to give a speech setting out his vision in London next week

With @eleanorhayward and @ProducerOllie

https://t.co/2qlLpLcdMN

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@TheSnowDreamer delete it fat

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

this is so hateful delete your account

[London & Southeast 🔆 @TheSnowDreamer]

Final 9pm sunset tonight in London well until 26th May 2027 👀 summer doesn’t dawdle along.

[M @RowenaCoxwell]

@TheSnowDreamer turn on your location I wanna fight