crying and waiting for hayley williams solor tour

life’s a layer cake of unfortunates and you just have to be the lemon buttercream frosting between the layers- *not a fake black twitter account* - she/her/hers

[crying and waiting for hayley williams solor tour @rox_rache27]

Ego v.1 vs EGO 2.0 tbh

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Twitter is so peaceful wtf
It’s almost 2018 again

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I mean if we’re gonna be real together his name is Rob Freaky

[“scary” berry 🫐🎃 @berry_gatherer]

Dude taking pics of sweaty man butt in tight small shorts

[crying and waiting for hayley williams solor tour @rox_rache27]

Do the Chinese lesbians get tired or no
Asking for a friend

[𓍯 ‏ س @pomegranatist]

Zohran while campaigning: “and I ask myself: what does this[palestine] have to do with us in New York? And the answer is everything. We do not have the luxury of feeling hopeless or helpless.”

His supporters today: “the mayor of New York has nothing to do with Palestine.”

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CRINE

[Raq @raqisright]

Went on a first date last night.

He kept it a surprise and called me a black car to the restaurant - a michelin star.

He opened the doors and told me to turn my brain off and ordered everything all night.

I felt so protected and secured.

And then I friend zoned him because he’s bald and like be so for real rn.

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This is misogyny 101 I fear

[dave @daves_Fantasy]

At dinner my dad said he'd be gay "if it wasn't for all the penis" and my uncle nodded like it was some real shit

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Three Bens for Glock??? What a STEAL!!

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“Punk ass nigga” and “goof ass nigga”

[Female Titan 🩵 @SosoFarrah]

name a 3 curse word combo better than “bitch ass nigga”

[🦇 la exploradora 🕸️ @Missy_dee811]

It was marketed to recovering alcoholics who wanted to have something in an aluminum can (infinitely recyclable unlike plastic) at sporting events and concerts and caught on. Obv you don't have to drink, but it lessens the stigma of not having a can when everyone else does

[Bisan owda @bisan__bisan]

This is why we keep reporting despite everything. The world must see what was taken from us. Don't look away.

[Ali @AJ_F612]

God this is so good

[jaivin @jaivinwylde]

I put the entire game of Minecraft inside twitter.. with WORKING multiplayer 💀 https://t.co/dpCLo0PvLp

[percy! @historygf]

pioneering Call Out Of Work October. what do we think about #CallOutOfWorkOctober

[𓂆 deeja🫒 @deedeehimawari]

the realization that we’re entering the fourth year of this genocide makes me so fucking ill

[I,Cat 🍓🍀 @bunnymutii]

I fucking love Twitter’s comedic timing

[noah @noahalyx]

niggas mad in my comments yall dont understand, every individual of palestinian decent could call me a bitch ass nigga today and i still wouldnt want to fund the slaughter of their children man

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Yo???? Everyone needs to see this RIGHT NOW 😟😟 the vp?!…😱😱

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

JD Vance was seen liking and commenting on Ice Spice’s recent IG post 📸

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Biggest flex is my mediocre ten page paper that I wrote in a single night 🙂‍↕️ kids these days don’t even know

[gislain 🌞🌱 @cheeeselain]

I'm sorry but if you can't knock off a 800 word paper in less than 4 hours you are just not cut out for the post-secondary education system