Roxy

Exhausted in the streets, asleep in the sheets | Actor | Cohost of @odcastpay | Contributor @bwaybeatnews @reductress | She/her

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

HCU - Historical Cinematic Universe

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Director Pablo Larraín confirms to EW that Angelina Jolie's 'Maria' and Natalie Portman's 'Jackie' take place in the same timeline. https://t.co/yTognF3op1

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

Not me reading this in one of those cars and scrolling past quickly so I don’t hurt it’s feelings

[New York Post @nypost]

MTA to get rid of remaining ‘80s orange-and-yellow-seated subway cars in 2025 https://t.co/Dp0cVHLJy8

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

Straight men hock so many loogies cuz even they can’t stand the bitter taste of their own lies

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

Everyone’s sharing optimistic pep talks from their dads regarding the Trump victory…my dad exclamation point reacted to my sad face

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

Got an X-ray of my shoulder and this note hurt my feelings

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

A podcast can be pre-recorded remotely and SNL is famously filmed live in NY - hope this helps!

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Harris - Joe Rogan must drop everything and come to me for 40 minutes. I'm very busy.

Also Harris - On my way to SNL!

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

Seeing a pro-Trump insta story posted by someone you follow is like finding a hair in your food…now how did you get in there?

[Leaundra Ross 🪷💙💚🏈⚾️ @LeaundraRoss]

Y’all don’t take your vote for granted.

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

The end of summer isn’t marked by the date or the weather, it’s when I stop shaving my legs

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

I can play a woman in a small town who has a big secret revealed like nobody’s business

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bill Hader and Duffy Boudreau, who both wrote on ‘BARRY’ together, are developing a comedy pilot script for HBO.

The series follows a woman in a small town who has a big secret revealed

(Source: https://t.co/MbZZKOxAfz)

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

When the Trader Joe’s worker tells me which checkout counter to go to it feels like they’re sending me off to college

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

When I have access to cable you’ll find me fucking guffawing at The King of Queens

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

there are things you don't really learn about your partner until you're in a hotel with cable with them. Like that they apparently really like family guy.

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

Term limits for showrunners

[Vulture @vulture]

Lorne Michaels, who previously said he might leave ‘SNL’ after the show’s much-anticipated 50th season, is now saying he wants to hold on as long as he can: ‘This is kind of what I do and as long as I can keep doing it, I’ll keep doing it.’ https://t.co/mHLE0FmCRr

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

I ordered groceries once and I knew my shopper was a man because the avocados were bright green and hard as rocks

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

my instacart order was $40... i had a woman shopper, why she get my order down to $27? A MAN COULD NEVER

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

They should add a section to presidential debates where people call in for dating advice

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

The man sitting in front of me at the movies was not only on his phone the whole time but was literally receiving ass pics

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

Is there a kind of dyslexia where you mix up the Italian and Mexican flags because I have that

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

Why is half of the Venice Film Festival applause?

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

You know when you almost bump into someone walking toward you and you take turns being like “oop no after you” “no please you first”….i just did that with a mouse on the sidewalk

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

Sure there are plenty of fish in the sea but most of them look like this