roooxanneee

Always be a badass 💛👊🏻

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

I’m 101% done with taaaaday

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

When people order long islands I automatically want to ask- “did you have a bad day girl? Are you okie? Can I help you?”

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

Fams having a movie night without me. It’s cool I’m cool.

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

My mental state right now can be described by the way I am standing here drinking a hard seltzer eating leftover Italian sausage from last nights dinner while waiting for my shower to warm up #RoadLife #SendHelp

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

Don’t have enough words to describe how much I don’t want to leave rn 😭

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

Can’t wait to see my pup

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

One day I’m going to have a job where the only travel I do is for vacation that I’ve earned every 3-5 months 🥲

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

My dad HAS to be early to every event. Tell him not to come until 2:30. Who rolls up at 2? YOU GUESSED IT Dennis “I make my own rules” Staubitz

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

I would just like to go to sleep after being this tired. But NOPE.

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

I saw a kid acting like a t-Rex in the grocery store today and pretty much wanna be his friend forever now

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

You know you’ve got it good when the only thing you “argue” about is whether or not an accent rock wall with the fireplace will look good or not 💛

[Lil Lei. @leianaclemente]

God pls let me find $80,000 on the floor today.

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

I can’t think of a better smell than fresh cilantro my god

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

@noelbethany Yo tell him train the trainer obviously taught him nothing. Punk ass.

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

Made shrimp Alfredo tn for din and I will never make Alfredo from a jar AGAIN

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

One day I’m going to convince Tim to let me leave allllll the Christmas decorations up for the whole year

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

This kid is literally washing only the dishes he used to make dinner. Forget the 7282 other dishes he used today.

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

One day I’m going to figure out how to balance work, life and Christmas at the same time to the point where it doesn’t cause me to only want to sit in front of my Christmas tree with my coffee for 7 hours bc that’s the only thing keeping me sane.

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

Wine at home with your Christmas tree just hits differently

[roooxanneee @roxycakessss]

Not good. Not well. Send help.