nole

mommy I’m scared

[nole @noelbethany]

an ambulance ride and a 6 hour er visit did me in

[nole @noelbethany]

mark this day in your calenders everyone, this is the day noel gets sober

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

hi london
:)

[demon peen @PeeneyTodd]

I only come to this bar to plan how I’m going to steal this thing

[Bartholomew Jackson @N_Doemostmuted]

Put on your slutty dress babe, we're going to Chili's

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Her: I’m a midwife
Me: nonsense. you’re a beautifulwife

[nole @noelbethany]

lost phone ckme here'

[nole @noelbethany]

there’s nothing like a cold spritz from a bidet to really wake you up in the morning

[nole @noelbethany]

how in the fuck is it already July dude

[nole @noelbethany]

@Its__Chum Well then I’m drunk already

[nole @noelbethany]

Presidential debate drinking game: take a shot for everytime you cringe. Surprise! Alcohol poisoning!

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[nole @noelbethany]

why can’t my mom and I be in the same state why do we have to be 11 hours apart from each other

[nole @noelbethany]

Never in my 11 years of restaurants have I ever been given a weekend day off without having to offer blood or beg at my knees. My current job sent out the new schedule that won’t change until September, and I only work Monday-Friday????? I was just randomly given weekends off????

[nole @noelbethany]

I need someone to tell me where to find the Nashville corndog guy

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

took a nap

[nole @noelbethany]

“ah shit here we go again” I say to myself as I launch BG3 after another month long break

[nole @noelbethany]

what the literal fuck is happening outside

[nole @noelbethany]

@monardamoth that song had such a chokehold on me in high school that I learned how to play part of it on the clarinet