Remember when we were young and used to snort too much coke & drunkenly fuck strangers all the time?
And now we’re just “gluten free” and legally bound to one person for the rest of our lives.
god grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know where I can find drugs if those first two don’t work out
My husband does this thing when he has his headset on where he WHISPER SINGS, and it’s somehow audible enough to know wtf he’s singing from the other side of the room, and I’ve never wanted a divorce more.
So, I’ve recently started streaming my gameplay (and soon my makeup on Mondays). It’s mostly just my husband & I talking crap at the moment.
HOWEVER…
I’d really appreciate it if you could drop in & hit the “follow” button.
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