Röxy Jones

Röxy Loves Roger.

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

So, we can all agree that dollhouses are inherently creepy, right?

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

im just here to remind y’all that I’m a TEN mmkay? not my pants size. im talkin ‘bout my shoe size. im a mothafuckin TEN y’all ⭐️

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

I said “sorry” FIVE TIMES at the airport this morning. Old habits die hard. #notsorry

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

I JUST HEARD A WOLF HOWL FOR THE FIRST TIME & I AM CRYING... LISTEN

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

I just got the law of attraction mansplained to me by a white girl... wut?!?

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

Just to clarify, when I say I’m “saving up” for something, I only mean that I’m applying for multiple credit cards. #capitalism #debtfree

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

I couldn’t eat or sleep all week & my whole entire body ached. I thought I had the flu again but it turns out I was just PMS-ing & falling in love. #truelovecramps

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

Sometimes I worry that I’ve fallen in love too many times. I wonder which time will be the last time. Like luck running out. #truelove

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

People who don’t strictly use emojis for Venmo payments are sociopaths. #callout

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

If my spiritual practice requires that I only read tarot at the beach, does that make me a sand-witch? 🍞🔮 #modernwitchcraft

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

@lillyoaks by cargo boat, DUH! Cause flying is only for the rich.

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

@lillyoaks hahaha what?! You can't DRIVE to Canada! There's an ocean in the way!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If Pizza Hut really served their pizza in a hut, you couldn’t get me out of there.

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

@cocodonuts is it true you're now roasting your own brand of espresso?

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

??? @deathmoth @sealoom @Overstweety @AugustineSeven

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

Daaaaamn Patricia Arquette! DAAAAAMN. Way to take advantage of having the attention of the entire country. ❤️👏#Oscars2015

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. #tacobell #volcanomenu #rip @tacobell

[Röxy Jones @roxylovesroger]

I need at least 48 hours of sleep a night. #winterblues #sleepykitty

[Lilly Oaks @LillyOaks]

What are these? Feelings! Nooooo, go away! #sillythoughts