roxymoron

pascimus ea quae nos perdere quarentes

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

Not to seem too cynical, but I’m pretty sure there’s no mystery as to who killed Patrice. Who kicks a 15 yo out the DAY his mother goes missing? Someone who knows she’s not coming back, that’s who. #UnsolvedMysteries

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

Why is no one talking about @ericswalwell stepping up to take the reins from Biden? This man is an amazing orator, very intelligent, and driven by his passion for this country. I’d watch him win a debate any day.

[GOTV PAC @GOTVPAC]

MUST-WATCH: Rep. Eric Swalwell, now at the Judiciary Committee’s hearing with Attorney General Merric Garland, breaks down to his fellow GOP colleagues why, by supporting Donald Trump for president, they are in a cult.

Watch till the end, where Jim Jordan loses his cool trying to shut him down.

"If you believe in state rights, except when a jury in that state convicts your nominee for president, you might be in a cult."

"If you claim you back the blue but want to defund the police when the police go to your nominee's house to retreat national security secrets, you might be in a cult."

"If you're supporting a guy whose conviction prevents him from getting a security clearance, you might be in a cult."

"If the guy you're supporting for president has felony convictions that prevent him from going to 37 countries, you might be in a cult."

And then he goes on listing all 37 countries, and Jim Jordan is losing his cool and tries to shut him down.

Thoughts on Eric Swalwell's public therapy session with the MAGA cult?

[Audrey⁷🪭 @audrey__fangirl]

The watcher is going to be a subscription service now

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Damn.

Alabama is fucked.

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

#LastWeekTonight started out the morning with my friend Cabs, and ended the night brilliantly! @iamjohnoliver is an American hero!

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I have a new favorite Congresswoman.

Watch. This. Clip.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

“Holy fuck! See there, Jethro! Al-Qaeda is storming our hillbilly wedding just like Q said they would!”

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

America has a problem

[Gloria Cazares @GloriaCazares82]

Last picture I took of my sweet girl in our home. What I would give to go back to this exact moment.💔 I can’t wait to hug you again. Family and friends hug your babies extra tight for me.
#JackieCazares
#RememberTheirNames
#LivesRobbed
#TheBestTiaInTheWorld

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

Later we’ll have tea with the Mad Hatter, after they hose down all the toddler brain matter

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Winnie the Pooh is now teaching Texas kids about active shooters because the elected officials do not have the courage to keep our kids safe and pass common sense gun safety laws. https://t.co/PNXhIlrcxq

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

God bless you, @RandyRainbow! Keep slaying!

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

A #tbt suitable for people of all ages…even 44-year-old politicians. 🏳️‍🌈

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

Fucking Sharia Law in the Lone Star State, brought to you by Y’all-Qaeda

[Mike Hixenbaugh is mikehixenbaugh.com on BlueSky @Mike_Hixenbaugh]

Two GOP bills to chip away at the separation of church & state and promote Christianity in public schools are getting a hearing in the Texas Senate this week.

One, SB 1515, would require schools to display the Ten Commandments (King James version) in EVERY classroom. 1/

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

So if I have a TV that can only connect to the 2.4G and another on the 5G (both my home WiFi), will I not be able to use Netflix in my own house on both TVs? If I am home & my spouse is traveling will we not both be able to use, because he has the code? @netflix

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

You know, when your target market is cord cutters, maybe don’t require them to “tether” themselves to a single WiFi location. If this doesn’t blow up in their face I’ll be stunned. #Netflix #netflixreverseyourdecision

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

@netflix wants me to pay for a separate account for my father in assisted living?!? Yeah, I’ll be cancelling that bullshit once I watch all Agent Elvis episodes. Been a subscriber since DVDs by mail, so thanks for the message to fuck myself. I only have like a dozen stream svcs.

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

@JanelleMonae 🧅🧅

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

Faith in humanity restored

[Kimberly LaRussa @KimberlyLaRussa]

TRUE ANGEL IN BUFFALO 💯 A THREAD: A local woman received a call on Christmas Eve, “Hi, you don't know me but I have your brother.” The woman’s brother’s name is Joey. He is 64 years old and mentally disabled.

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

Can’t get @LastWeekTonight to play on @Roku devices on @hbomax. Spent a useless hour with HBOmax support last night only to find out in a Google search that a lot of ppl are having this problem with LWT. Roku support won’t help at all. Very frustrating!

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

Wonderful article about a truly amazing man. The one and only legend, @robertearlkeen

[Robert Earl Keen @robertearlkeen]

Thank you @TexasMonthly! It has been such an honor to work with all of you, including the amazing author Christian Wallace and the ever impressive photographer Dan Winters.
https://t.co/TJlBX50xTW

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

Wow. A big, “Fuck you,” to Fox from this 20+ years married woman to Fox from me also.

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

Fox News said single women have been “captured by democrats,” and we “need these ladies to get married” since married women tend to vote Republican.

Fuck you.

[Robert Earl Keen @robertearlkeen]

We are excited to announce “Shades of Gray” will be featured in the season 5 premiere of @Yellowstone airing this Sunday! Yellowstone is set to air every Sunday @ 8pm ET/ 7pm CT on @ParamountNet
#YellowstoneTV #BunkhouseBoys #LetsGoToWork #TeamRip #JohnDutton

[roxymoron @roxymoron]

Proud of my home state, PA! As for former home, TX. I wish for you in the major cities an end to being subjected to the whims of those in the tiny redneck towns redistricted into having all the power. I’m sorry for the coming power outages, school shootings, and freedom loses.