Royal_Wems|Event Planner|Real Gold

Data Analyst ✨ Event Planner ✨ Real Gold✨

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I think the work week should end on Thursdays.

[Mamacita @shawarmal0v3r]

" I remember you from high school "

[mika @mikasagrada]

Quando você tá conversando com uma pessoa e percebe que ela está tentando tirar uma informação de você.

[Champ ✨ @YoriOlajide]

Ehn? For WhatsApp?

[Ubon | Business Analyst @ubonanalyst]

She’s actually smarter than you are.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

I nearly suffocate today because of how much I miss my babe. I was totally out of breath. My baby is my life.

[awm @cyberkith]

my worst fear is genuinely being recorded by meta glasses and ending up in an ig reel

[nyx @CHUUDRIFT]

if i cut a cake and there’s tomatoes inside im killing everyone in that room

[Royal_Wems|Event Planner|Real Gold @royal__wems]

I had a talking stage that wants a woman exactly like this, just be asking him for everything and that didn’t work for me so I ended it😅 this life no really balance sha

[𝚍 @notdokun]

her replies sent my head to mars bro😭, i couldn’t believe my eyes

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

My clear skin disappearing when my hairstyle gets old <<<<<<<<

[T @llfr6wT]

حسابي بتويتر لإني مهتمة بكل المواضيع

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

Two jobs, i'm bichecksual

[Salvador Iglesias Jr @Javisness]

*Alguien me mira por más de 2 segundos*

Yo:

[🪞 @MsJah_]

Thinking of your next hairstyle is annoyingggggggg.

[blue blur blooper @s0nicbuthuman]

#celibacyjourney #abstinence #neverfuckedwayne #neverfuckeddrake

[bellaᥫ᭡🍒 @vamp1bella]

"Can we talk?"
Instant stomach ache

[nate @p1xnat]

“The joke ended 2 hrs ago”

Me-

[Bᥫ᭡ @iluvblesin]

me before opening my bank app in public.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

I’ll take extreme cold over extreme heat any day, any time.