Pissed Pistofferson

Burpees. Soccer. Rinse. Repeat.

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@Jacoby_27 @JustinMacmahan @JeffGuadagno Offside, not offsides.

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@devahaz @JustinMacmahan Offside, not offsides.

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@JustinMacmahan Use the word “marking” instead of “guarding”

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@UtdMaI I think that’s the beauty of the 4 team round robin. Just don’t lose (at least by not much) and you’ve got yourself a pretty good chance of advancing.

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@RealSkipBayless We wouldn’t imagine because it doesn’t happen.

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@thenotorious617 Which Americans told you they are the best? Like one or two Americans?

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@FoxNews It’s not a flex when you keep saying the our country is the hottest.

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@HereToday581533 @BulwarkOnline You pledge 🤣🤣🤣

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@atensnut I’ll be there to touch the water in 20 minutes.

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@BonusFact @CBSNews If it’s in an honest attempt to find pedo’s then why question it? If you haven’t done anything then you have nothing to be concerned about.

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@in_cape @CBSNews Do you like kids?

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@BuckSexton Bucky mad. Bucky sad.

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@Cwhitt75 @roshanku35 @GardensR4Health To not too.

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@Stiff_FC Glad we can live rent free in your head little man.

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@eyesthedon EVERYONE….it’s offside, not offsides. No S!

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@GuntherEagleman What’s it like to fail at being a cop?

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@MAGAWEAVER So when did it happen Sherlock?

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@ByronDonalds Wait, I don’t want it. I was never polled.

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@CBSMornings National news about finding out who that lady is but not for all the missing children?

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@GuntherEagleman We’ve been doing that since the escalator, disgraced cop.