Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA

Wharton ‘96 | Private Wealth | Vote RED‼️| 2.8 HCP | Go Dawgs 🐶 | Shorted the housing market in ‘08.

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

Sorry, I was on the phone with the president.

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@RyanDayxoxo Couldn’t agree more, Ace

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

Went for 1 - thinking about going out tonight. Is anyone out? How is it? (I’m at Nobu right now)

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

Jordan and Pippen ‘96

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Why is PK dressed like he just got off the boat at Plymouth Rock

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“Bro you’re story last night was fucking hilarious”

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

I fucking hate this kid. Hammering Vanderbilt spread.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Megan rapino and Subaru twitter are going to absolutely hate that Jack Hughes speech. What an awesome interview

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That’s not fucking good enough Connor! #USA #Gold #lank

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This should not be 3 on 3

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If you have “friends with ______” in your Instagram bio you are the worst and I hate you #shrink

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The Hoosiers are the flipping champs!!!

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

“Do not let that fruit cup play in my NFC Championship”

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

Inglorious Basterds is the best movie of all time.

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

What a fucking embarrassment by the NHL. Winter Classic in Miami ?? Wrong kind of snow Bettman #8ball #WinterClassic

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Maybe Alabama can play Texas Tech next week in the We Fucking Suck Bowl presented by Zero Offense.

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

@FrankieBorrelli A tomahawk to the fucking ankle because he’s too much of a pussy to fight. Guess we’re calling that the right move nowadays, Frank. #pussy

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

@HaterReport_ Liberal propaganda. No way this guy likes pussy. Look at those nails #pussy #lank

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

@stripeshowstan Would love to meet your Uncle. I’ll send my business card your way Stan

[Royce “Bagpipes” McPherson, CFA @roycedupont123]

Triple collar to Christmas Eve mass #lank