Widower. Husband of the late Harold. If Harold’s jacket is found please return to Roy’s Rolls. Brexiteer. UKIP Voter. Want to shag Carla but will never admit it
Was hoping to keep this friendly and respectful but you’ve shown yourself up to be a dirty little slag! I need emotional support not sexy time - I have Hayley’s jacket for that. Come meet me at Underworld in 5 to give that cow Carla a showing up
@emmabarkerrr hi emma how are you, you’re a very pretty young lady. I recently lost my wife would you be happy to go on a date to the red rec with me? Regards, Royston
You should you fucking slag. Some of the pictures you put up are frankly revolting. Have some respect for yourself. Think of your poor mother. Anyway fancy coming to my cafe for a bacon sarnie soon love? 😛😈. Kind Regards, Royston
Hi Everoo, this happens to me too! That stupid bitch Hayley got me to get her a stupid top cause hers is fucking stinking and I keep getting logged out. Now she won’t sleep with me until I can get it! How do you intend to sort this @Missguided . This is the app from Hell
I told that slag Carla to lay off the fags 😡. So sorry John, I’ll give her a clip round the ear tell her to go on the nicorette. Hope your Journey was pleasant none the less. Kind Regards, Royston
Canny believe I walked home myself last night steaming and their was a murder on the street I walked down but I never witnessed a thing and I’ve been greeting all morning thinking the police will think it was me that done it, time to lay off the booze😭😭
@will_adam76 Don’t rocket me you little spunk bucket. Come down to Roy’s Rolls and me and Steve will kick the living daylights out of you before I squirt brown sauce over you. Virgin
It seemed like a great event ladies, but I don’t understand why that fat bufoon @stevemcdonald69 got an invite and I didn’t. Me and Hayley used to write all sorts before she died. I shall be boycotting your event in future. Kind Regards, Royston