adrienne

poet, author of ORGANS OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE (@PenguinBooks, 2023), National Poetry Series

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

morning thoughts: are the small craniums of soccer players endemically meaningful; could it be true that the Kardashians have deltoid implants; Bella Freud is 65?!

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

https://t.co/6SQO5yZ2Uk

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gen-Z friend expressed to me recently that she would prefer if her boyfriend dressed in a style that signaled greater queer and trans allyship.

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

my thinspo is Butoh dancers bc I’m a quirky girl

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

-Brandon Boyd in Cafe Gitane c. 2022
-Judge Judy at Judie’s restaurant in Amherst c. 2000
-Ruthie Alcaide from Real World: Hawaii’s identical triplet sister Sarah at Newbury Comics c. 2000
-Red Hot Chili Peppers on an LA-SF flight c. 1999
-Pauly Shore at the AVN awards c. 1998

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

Top 5 celebrity sightings (in no order):
-David Cross at a Silverlake Junction party
-Kate Winslet at Malibu Ralph's
-Lighting Matthew Perry's cig outside a theater
-Peeing next to Marilyn Manson at Arclight Hollywood
-Richard Kind on a street within 24 hrs of moving to NYC

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

Around the time Blue Bottle sold out to Nestle, I went on date with a guy who I actually wanted to see again. Unfortunately for me, he declined, citing my schadenfreude over the situation.

[Lauren Sherman @lapresmidi]

SCOOP: Everlane sold to Shein for $100 million https://t.co/t20DvYqvcr @PuckNews

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

today’s prompt is write a poem without the word “verdigris”

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

Anna Akhmatova, “To the Beloved”

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

1.5mg melatonin, 1100mg magnesium glycinate, 150mg ashwaghanda sleep gummy stack

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

poem:

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

go to bed
right now
i know the build is almost finished
the eval can wait til morning
the agent will still be failing tomorrow
you won't figure out why it's hallucinating
yes your coworker ships on 4 hrs of sleep
they also hallucinate a lot
off you go

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

LIVING FOR the corporate thriller collection on criterion rn

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

was explaining to the cashier at the gap that I was replacing a hoodie whose weave had been disintegrated by the ammonia in rabbit pee and she was like…sure lady

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

Lena Dunham really invading all the substacks…the new book tour

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“My lovely kiwi made me glammed up…”

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

just watched a video of a gay man in Kentucky spritzing his lightbulbs with Chanel no. 5

[Alisha Dietzman @agdietzman]

what about a woman

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

#RosamundPike is the only person allowed to have a small forehead

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on the same page as “lines of trees lining a dry land form a line of pilgrimage,” etel adnan is like, “Yosemite Valley occupies the same mental space as a corn muffin.”

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

we don’t credit AJ McLean enough for being the literal blueprint for K-pop

[adrienne @roymorbidson]

the most generous of my mother's boyfriends was a Taiwanese physicist who pronounced Chili's as "Chiji's," as he thought the H and L conjoined to form a J.