Roz Doyle

amateur cynic

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

Mispronouncing a word. It just means you read it somewhere but you've not heard it anywhere.

[Mariella Frostrup @mariellaf1]

Don’t want to beat the gender drum but if a nation of men were stripped of their basic human rights I’m pretty sure there’d be a louder chorus of disapproval. We can’t abandon Afghan women. No talking in the street: how the Taliban silenced women like me

https://t.co/YSXocZEgrM

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection that we had to replace with a CD collection that we had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now we need a subscription to listen to music.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This broke my heart 💔

[Guy Verhofstadt @guyverhofstadt]

Incredible… Putin’s henchmen helped Musk to acquire Twitter.

That explains a lot: the position of Musk on Crimea… the refusal at some point to let Ukraine use Starlink… the support for Trump…

Time for the US to wake up !

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

NEWS

A spokesperson for the Foo Fighters has confirmed the band was not asked for permission by the Trump campaign to use their song at the rally today.

The spokesperson confirms that had they been asked for permission they would have denied authorization.

Further, the band will be taking legal action and any royalties that it’s paid on the song will be donated to the Harris/Walz campaign by members of the band.

Full Story: https://t.co/Ipdmj17t4e

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Mapping the Lickability of the Periodic Table

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

There’s a proverb in Naples about people who don’t necessarily know much but like to sound like experts when things are easy. It goes quando il mare è calmo ogni strunz e marenar, or “when the sea is calm, every asshole is a sailor”

[BBC Press Office @bbcpress]

The time for talk is over! #TheTraitors has been commissioned for a fourth series as well as a nine-part celebrity version for #iPlayer and BBC One - and series three has already been filmed against the backdrop of the Scottish Highlands

Find out more ➡️ https://t.co/RtyIgfyQLk

[Simon Calder @SimonCalder]

Travel to Europe.
I hope I can help ease the confusion over what's changing and when with this timeline.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I knew this was a bad idea.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

"Swimmers told to avoid these 19 beaches in England considered no longer safe amid diarrhoea and sickness warning."

I still find it utterly shocking, it's 2024, a G7 member state & people are being told to stay away from the beach.

What's wrong with us?

https://t.co/FsRf37AElm

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The Blue Areas Are Where People Are Kung Fu Fighting

[Emma Mitchell 💙 @silverpebble]

Many folk have understandably left this website recently.

If you think your followers might appreciate science-based tweets about how contact with nature & time spent creatively improve mental health & photos I've created purposefully to alleviate stress then do please RT🌿🪶🐚

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

Sean Lock died three years ago today. So in his honour... Of course, it's Carrot in a Box

[Lisa Nandy MP @lisanandy]

I tried to stop him. I really did.

I’m sorry, Taylor.

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

In France ChatGPT is pronounced the same as 'Chat, j'ai pété' which means 'Cat, I have farted'. Which seems to sum the whole thing up pretty neatly.

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Woooah… this is a very smart/evil scam. The web savvy will immediately spot the dodgy email address, but I bet plenty won’t.