Roze Volca

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

If the relationship with your algorithms can only be parasitic by nature, does that mean social media is a bacteria, using your attention as it's tool to collect data on you, the host? #imvhighrn

[warez @iggnazty]

Me showing up to Spotify HQ to help fix the issue so I can listen to the same 5 songs

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

Shout out to anyone who has had to buy a scantron in their lifetime. I hope you’re at least surviving.

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

This has been the most beautifully sad trip around the sun, I will give you that.

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

Saying "I am white and I am privileged" out loud feels differently than just thinking it. Try it out. Then hold yourself accountable to use it correctly.

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

I took my FaceTime / recent call log and moved everyone to my favorites because y’all are the only ones I fuck with from here on out.

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

Calling the dispensary ahead to make sure they have what you need and then showing up only for them to tell you they’ve been out for weeks. It’s like 10k spoons when all you need is a knife.

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

I miss spontaneity. I was just getting good at it.

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

Is it just me or is there something disgustingly comforting in the combination of morning breath + coffee breath + a nice thick layer of bong breath on top? Its not bad until you realize its noon. Fuck. BRB.

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

@PeterAlexander is sane America

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

I feel like I’ve been awake for days but also just woke up.

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

(01/11/2020) Missed connection: I cheered you on while you rolled a joint in the back of the Old Pal weed bus. Your joint started canoeing and you swatted at it, still in your mouth, with the spirit of a kitten who found a spring doorstop. I enjoyed our time together.

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

What I’m looking for in a friendship:

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

What’s it like working in cannabis?
Me:

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

im v high rn

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

#Overheard at a cannabis event:
“I didn’t even know you could smoke CBD!”

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

I just need everyone to see this.

[Roze Volca @rozevolca]

That moment of clarity where your brain registers just how big that dab was. #jesustakethewheel #letsgo