This is really weird, heterosexuality isn't for you to objectify and call 'cute'... We live every day in fandom in fear because everyone bullies us or sees us as accessories. Imagine if a gay guy said this about asexuals, that's how we feel.
The most disastrous consequence of American globalism was Europeans saying “y’all” and “ain’t”. Its like seeing a dog hold a spoon. Very unusual and very scary.