Rollan

Fakin’ it til I make it. US Army Vet 🇺🇸 Snap: r_philbrick42

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

Idk how girls be bleeding internally once a month and still just fucking do shit? Like if I got a runny nose I’m down for the count dawg. Y’all some savages

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

Ya break ups suck... but have you ever had to shit RIGHT AFTER getting out the shower?? Tragic.

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

@StillAsap Just the marines bro I promise 😂😂

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

They really gave a generation of alcoholics the stimmy on St. Patty’s Day morning 😂😭

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

Everything really went downhill after Harambe died

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

Summer 2021? More like summer 2k16 v2

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

Monday’s are fun cause you get to piece together your Friday/Saturday nights and just be in shock of the hood rat shit you were involved in

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Doge meme shield (legendary item)

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

2020, the year our country identified as bitchass

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

Welcome to New England where 50° means it’s fackin summah kehd

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

Fun fact: an airplane is one of the most COVID-safe places

[MJ @morganisawizard]

HOLY SHIT im on a united flight and while this dude was actively drinking water, this guy tapped him and was like “hey can you wear a mask i rather not die for your convenience. nose too.” SHOCKED water dude kept his cool but god im stuck next to this mask bitch for 2 hours now

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

For sure 3
First 7 - had a Troy Aikman career
Middle 7 - had a Marino career
Last 7- had a Montana career

[Shawn M @Smulbron6]

Brady has 2-3 hof careers in 1

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

@_fournette 7 years ago 👀

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

@alilambert95 @MorganWallen Me on Whiskey is the best song on the album

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

@cololole That looks like a fricken squash wtf

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

It’s impossible not to support Brady and want him to keep going tbh

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

Painful yet fun, I can’t be the only one right?

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

Dog he’ll be outta office by the end of the month relax

[Rep. Lucy McBath @RepLucyMcBath]

Tonight, I am asking Vice President Pence to invoke the 25th Amendment and begin the process of removing President Trump from office.

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

@JelenaGibbons @The603sFinest But if he’s wearing pants, I won’t get wet anyways so I can just leave my pants off 🤨

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

@cololole High key new girl is my fav show

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

If you a country girl lmk where you stay 🥴🥴

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

@alilambert95 You can get tacos by yourself tonight 🙄

[Rollan @rphilbrick_]

This one time I asked my ex to shave the back of my neck after I had just gotten a hair cut and she was like “who tf you shaving the back of your neck for all of the sudden?”

And in that moment I realized... women really do be coming up with the craziest shit