Robert Prisament

new media executive and poker player. ask me how Google Adwords can improve your online visibility.

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#agtwildcard @Stormof69

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Future generations probably will be mad at us because we have taken all good usernames.

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The first battle royale most kids play is musical chairs.

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The first man to land on the moon, Neil A. Is Alien backwards

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You appear in other people’s dreams, and have no control over your behavior there.

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If the Earth was flat we could see the top of Mt. Everest from anywhere on Earth.

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After a certain amount of time grave robbing becomes archaeology.

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Bad spellers probably have the most secure passwords

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To crabs we’re the ones that walk sideways.

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If Nikon and Apple were to merge, the company would be Nipple.

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Instagram would be a better nickname for a drug dealer.

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@phil_hellmuth McDonald's and coke

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@hi_sannu @whabib @wbm312 @1Password Use "invalid". When you forget, it reminds you! "Your password is invalid."

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A report finds Trumpcare would find 24 million without coverage, with Medicaid slashed and a spike in premiums https://t.co/JUG45mVMJt

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@Alt_FedEmployee

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