rachel ray

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I want to circle my friend’s apartment building with this when they have do not disturb on

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

I can’t stop watching it https://t.co/OOnG0B3Oqh

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Friend: "Send me that picture we took last night, we probably look so good!"

The picture:

[breakfast @ouchowwie]

*displaying obvious signs of rabies* whats the move tonight guys

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

the dmv be like you forgot to bring the declaration of independence

[pj @pjayevans]

It sucks you can’t google something happening in your life. What does my neighbor Derek do for work

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Well, well, well. Look who’s come crawling back. If it isn’t my one year old son I accidentally left at the park

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

if a man tells a joke and it's funny i'll wait until i get home to laugh

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

not having a crush is dangerous. what am i supposed to think about. what if i invent something

[olive aka prank sinatra @0_1iv3]

“another fan beat you to the ticket!” well another fan can count their days

[Alana Herrnson @aperiplatypus]

I really don’t know what to say about my hotel room view

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[James @CaucasianJames]

one of these days i’m gonna disappear and return forklift certified

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

the queen just respawned in my garage