Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️

What is this anxiety-inducing machine?

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

How is it even possible that I can stream music from my M2 MBP for like 90 minutes and the battery still remains at 100%?! From Chrome, with 8 windows and over 150 tabs open (and like a million other apps running, not even exaggerating)?

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

@SeanKeetonArt Ohh shit 😢

So sorry. Hugest hugs from afar.

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

It's been a long time since I've seen one of these 🤔

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

On my long running theory that we have tricked ourselves into thinking lobster is good

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

I just paid 150 gems for a streak freeze on Duolingo, but I googled it and the internetz suggests it costs 200

I have ~30k gems (RIP rupees 💀). Not bragging, but... If it costs 200 to keep my streak per day, math says I low key have 150 days to live

IRL

So scared right now

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

@SKINNER But... If I don't exist, how will it report to me about my life? Especially if I'm in that warehouse party with no cell reception. Hopefully it regularly updates my Twitter profile with ugly photos like an asshole friend who stole my phone when I wasn't looking. #praytheaiaway

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

@allenholub Anyway, I respect your opinion, but I think it neglects to acknowledge how different teams must often work differently from one another to fulfill their respective missions.

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

@allenholub To answer your question - your tweet didn't exactly leave room for other opinions, it made a blanket statement. I understand that "a huge red flag" isn't the same as saying "100% of the time," but your tweet goes on to equate not deploying on Friday to "no culture of quality".

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

@mmorearty Sorry, Mike. We regret to inform you that we must now ask you to leave The Internet.

Your contributions will be forever cherished. But in the end, they were not enough.

You have until 2023-03-21T00:00:00+00:00 to collect your belongings and sign off.

Goodbye.

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

For real tho - why would you even have 99 bottles of beer on a wall? Sounds like a lot of effort for such little return (tell me the last successful person you met who had beer affixed to their wall, let alone 99 full bottles of it (p.s. then I found $20)).

[Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich]

post Malone looks like if Shia labeouf was raised by raccoons

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

Quite appetizing, actually. https://t.co/Hadfb8sPTX

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

@stephany_hong You're engaged, those were obviously not all for you. Get over yourself! 😆

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

@SarcasticAsKel @danbanbam Just wanna follow up on this - did they die?

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

@OLANSOUND wowzers, that's freaking awesome! congrats!

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

I made this mix to celebrate Earth Pig Day this upcoming week: https://t.co/3ej2RsypAJ

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

@jfornear @andrewchen Lol

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@KaleenaZanders Salt & Vinegar Pringles FTW

[Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️ @rrbrambley]

@daltonc Not quite the same, but to see one's "dirty laundry" is perhaps the "sausage" half of the idiom