🛒Rosie Cokecan🪩

[trash jones @jzux]

hangovers are so embarrassing. oweee i’m so sick from poisoning myself for fun

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Sad news. I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing another girl named Claire Lee.

But the good news is that I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.

[Sam 💫 @sam199c7]

@Catshealdeprsn Have you ever seen a duck yawn ?🥹

[Jenni @hashjenni]

potato’s the best thing to happen to this world

[🛒Rosie Cokecan🪩 @rroseestelle]

Just watched a video on how a dishwasher works on the inside n honestly ill sleep easy tonight I’ve wondered for years

[Queen La Beefa 👑 @brenastii]

This lady on TikTok is going through a custody battle with her ex-husband. These texts sent me to the moon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

when hoodie season starts don’t ask me if i’m wearing anything under coz this is what imma do

[BIG B @blessingmariah]

To sleep

[trash jones @jzux]

“those tattoos will make it harder to get a job” ok well so will my personality

[trash jones @jzux]

me lying to my doctor saying i drink 2-3 alcoholic beverages a week

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Remember when this was the height of technology?

[tya! @tyalana03]

how i be feeling sometimes

[Tam Louchia 🪩 @tamerawallwork_]

I’m not fussed about having kids, I don’t really care TOO much about getting married, I don’t actually even care about buying my own house. I refuse to let society bully me into ticking off all these “milestones” cos what if I just don’t care ?

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

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[Bailey Sarian @BaileySarian]

The only Barbie I’ve related to.