mike’s hard lesbian

brown nipple supremacy || she/her

[mike’s hard lesbian @rrraniaaaa]

I got my last hpv shot yesterday and the nurse was like “this one hurts a lot, you’re gonna be pretty sore” and I said well it’s better than hpv right and she didn’t laugh

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[꩜ @adorewordss]

i have never fully recovered from the fact that i exist

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[r @rushdalchawal]

🕊️

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Fuck it. Pride month two

[Clara @girl_syndrome]

Men are always friends with some guy you couldn’t even imagine

[kat @yslnadi]

me trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12-5am

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Fuck the constitution, get him in office

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The idea of having to “earn a living” implies that, by default, you don't actually deserve to be ałive.

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[maybe: clare @clur19]

me at any given point of the day

[‏ ً @ohvoulezvous]

last day of May 🐞

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

[disha @yzybby]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[WINNIE @winnielark]

this part about bipedalism really stuck with me!!