Ryan McCormack

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@riffraffhands Speaking from experience, clearly.

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@ActualNames1 https://t.co/0hyNSMOH9D

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@NoContextBrits 'Mr Popper's Roy Cropper'

[Emma Burnell @EmmaBurnell_]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Frog, meet scorpion.

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@MattChorley I saw David Soul, Paul Michael Glaser and Antonio Fargas come out of the O'Neills pub in Brentwood, Essex in 2001. David Soul was friends with Martin Bell, who was then standing for MP in Brentwood, but I didn't know this at the time.

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@8bitnortherner @Herring1967 @ItsKevinEldon Norm from the adverts was Stephen Taylor Woodrow, sho played Simon Perry on the Saturday morning children's show What's Up Doc? on ITV. Unless there was more than one Norm.

[Ryan McCormack @rrsmac]

Delighted to have another of my quiz/puzzles published in The Idler magazine. Please have a go and let me know how you get on.

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@WhoHats But aren't they time travellers?

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@ArfurSmith Why am I only hearing about this now?

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@thomasforth Get on the train to Romford from Liverpool Street and two stops later you're in Maryland.

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Please Mr Yorkshire Post Man
#YorkshireCarpenters

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@Acyn He probably saw 'The Father' and said 'It's Hannibal Lecter'. And Melania said, 'No, he has dementia, like you'. And Trump says, 'He likes me? Great!'

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Petition: Call an immediate general election https://t.co/Jsbv70phjD

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Will you support the fight to uncover the misuse of public money? https://t.co/GBLA4agccl via @goodlawproject

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

"You boy, we're in the wrong meme by mistake…"

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Very pleased to have another one of my quizzes published in Idler magazine. If you want to have a go, let me know how you get on.

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@paulsinha I suspect he'll be waiting anxiously to see how you respond...

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@danmersh Prince Charming by Adam and the Ants. You never hear War Canoe by Rolf Harris any more.

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@Sara_Rose_G From an interview:
Q: Are you individually millionaires yet?
John: No. That's another lousy rumour. I wish we were.
Q: Is Brian Epstein a millionaire?
John: No. Even he's not one.
Q: Where does the money go?
John: Well, a lot of it goes to the Queen.
George: SHE'S a millionaire!

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@NoContextBrits Warninglid