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[ryan @rsat91]

@EJHollandOn3 @RisingCapper Brodie we all know you didn’t “leave” the ND beat. You had so many complaints lodged against to papa Stu, that he told you your two options were reassignment or find a new place to work. Acting like you left under your own volition is so funny.

[wint @dril]

i made a solemn vow that i would never post my penis on to twitter. But now, it has become " X "!!!! And the trolls must be shown it

[wint @dril]

putin has pooped the wrong diaper

[wint @dril]

"you post about girls asses while people are dying in a submarine. Really normal" i will post about Girls asses as the sun engulfs the earth

[ryan @rsat91]

The only thing I miss about BG is St. Pat’s day.

[ryan @rsat91]

Happy game week! @BrineHillyard

[ryan @rsat91]

@kaiwoktaS @CUBarstool Lmaooooooooooo

[ryan @rsat91]

@kylamb8 Alright shitlicker, you remember when you said this? Before you started working for the only person in America stupider than you? Ready to eat that fucking crow yet or are you still too busy trying to get people killed because you’re too busy sucking DeSantis dick

[ryan @rsat91]

Hot take: I think Thanos was on to something

[ryan @rsat91]

And the music is actually pretty good?

[ryan @rsat91]

Of all the crazy shit that has happened this year I think the craziest is that I recently learned that Machine Gun Kelly has been cosplaying as Sum 41

[ryan @rsat91]

@audrey_marie1 @Itsbradleee LMAOOOOO

[ryan @rsat91]

Never forget @BrineHillyard

[ryan @rsat91]

Imagine how much your friends have to hate your guts, that when you get kicked out of a brewery for refusing to wear a mask when walking to the bar, that they stay and let your bitch ass drive yourself home alone, instead of going somewhere else with you

[ryan @rsat91]

Bruh your fat ass pushing 3 bills shut the fuck up 😂

[ryan @rsat91]

@BrineHillyard The world would be an infinitely better place if employees could openly shit-talk shitty customers

[ryan @rsat91]

Just started watching Friday Night Lights and I gotta say, imagine the thrill of being casted as the star QB of the team only to read the script and realize they paralyzed you in the first episode

[ryan @rsat91]

@audrey_marie1 Give it two weeks

[ryan @rsat91]

Newsflash! People wanting $15 min wage aren’t saying “fast food employees should make the same $$ as EMTs or teachers.” They’re saying everyone is woefully underpaid and continuing to argue on behalf or rich people who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire is beyond stupid!!!

[ryan @rsat91]

These are the stupidest people on planet earth and it isn’t even close

[ryan @rsat91]

That’s actually a lie. People like Jordan are paid by ultra-wealthy goblins to spew fake bullshit like this. The stupidest people on earth are the mouth-breathers working 9-5 dead end jobs making 40k a year who believe this shit cuz they hate poor people

[ryan @rsat91]

@cbusjoewhite The audacity to be poor. How could you? The Dow is at an all time high!!!!!!!