Scott Roper

Anglican.
Old school D&D.

[Scott Roper @RScottRoper]

@Keego1013 @drantbradley Sorry for the basic question, but isn't an orphan someone who's parents are dead? Many (surely most?) foster kids have at least one living parent.

[Scott Roper @RScottRoper]

@ChildOfStThomas @AngAesthetics @BreeSolstad I didn't get that that was the joke until I read the comments.

[anonymous historian and hat collector @james_e_b_]

Today I learned that the Norwegian for "Christ has died, Christ is risen" is:

Kristus døde, Kristus stod opp

and sorry but that's quite funny

[Scott Roper @RScottRoper]

@uncledoomer @hollowearthterf I have seen a 4-year-old fall on the floor and say, "I don't even know where the bathroom is!" when he's been there hundreds of times.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Scott Roper @RScottRoper]

@MadNorskie @lymanstoneky Hard to fill a month, though.

[Scott Roper @RScottRoper]

@MadNorskie @lymanstoneky F has Badlands, Wind Cave and Custer SP.

[Scott Roper @RScottRoper]

@shes_ella_rishe @drewdyck @iamAtheistGirl Inductive.

[C.S. Edds @CodyEdds]

Praying for Dr. James Dolezal. He was struck by a car this morning while out for a walk. Currently intubated at the hospital.

May our immutable God be singular in His great compassion towards this family.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

When you don’t have to pay for something, you’re usually the product.

[Scott Roper @RScottRoper]

@BobLobl90389332 @drantbradley Maybe that applies to DW, but I'm having a hard time thinking of anyone else.

[Leah Libresco Sargeant @LeahLibresco]

Happy Fifth Annual “The Middle and High School Girls Stage a Shakespeare Play on this Porch”

I love my neighborhood.

[David Hines @hradzka]

we got more St. Augustine before THE WINDS OF WINTER

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Quarterly reminder that James Garfield’s (President #20) great great grandson, Richard Garfield, invented Magic: The Gathering

[Scott Roper @RScottRoper]

@spellgage Trying to start a new conspiracy theory?

[Mike Mearls @mikemearls]

@ID_AA_Carmack Man I designed 5e and when I run for my kid and her friends I use Basic D&D from the 1980s. Old School Essentials from Necrotic Gnome is an excellent update/cleanup/reorg of those rules if you're looking for more adventures or material.

[Scott Roper @RScottRoper]

@Darthshadow25 @mikemearls Any game with a referee will involve player skill in negotiating with the referee. It is only bad if the referee is biased.

[Mike Mearls @mikemearls]

Forgoing a Charisma die roll because of a player's monologue is no different than forgoing a Search roll because the player specifically described trying to unscrew the bed post while searching for a secret compartment.

Both are signs of engaged players and should be rewarded.

[Vicente Fox Mulder @WASPmexicano]

For no reason, here’s a 🧵 of Anglicans who feel differently:

Let’s start with The Most Rev’d William Wake, Archbishop of Canterbury