Ren-deezee

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

Released for immediate use, euphemism of the day: Chonie baloney.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

@dr_ericberg A beer. Lol. But not a cheap one. Has to be a good beer. And just one. Works like a charm.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

Trying to get that Amazon return in before UPS store closes and this bitch wants to test me.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

Tell me what's wrong here. I say it's obvious. Dealership service manager didn't seem to see a problem.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

@Polymarket Don't think I've ever seen an iPhone that didn't have a broken screen or garbage screen protector or both.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

@realDonaldTrump Supreme Intelligence, because I want it with diced tomatoes and sour cream.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

Supreme intelligence, because I want mine with sour cream and diced tomatoes.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

VOTE!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

VOTE!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dyslexic Gavin Newsom Celebrates $1.87 Gas https://t.co/SYN7W7rkwk

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

@SIRIUSXM is like @blockbuster from the 90's but if blockbuster came installed in your house in one of those old tube TVs and you couldn't remove it and every time you were home it played horrible movies and ads until you paid it.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

I saw an add on Facebook for a "FREE Standing Drill Press, first come first serve no holds" so I messaged them and said I'd come get it right away. Luckily, I was the first. I got there and loaded it up and then the guy says "so where's my money"... it was apparently supposed to be "Free-standing Drill Press" and he said he wanted $100. He begrudgingly accepted the $70 cash I had on me.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

A Florida bakery publicly shamed an Amazon driver that took a $4 cake pop thinking it was a free snack

The man said he misunderstood the sign but the bakery is doubling down

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

I saw an add on Facebook for a "FREE Standing Drill Press, first come first serve no holds" so I messaged them and said is come get it right away. Luckily, I was the first. I got they're and loaded it up and then they got says "so where's my money"... it was apparently supposed to be "Free-standing Drill Press" and he said he wanted $100. He begrudgingly accepted the $70 cash I had on me.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

@KamalaHarris Who's this white lady?

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

The Filet o Wish.
Wish I about ten dem bitches.
For $6 this is pathetic.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

@NicholeDelly George Lopez is a bitch. I was in a restaurant he showed up to and had security remove everyone from the restaurant and bar so he didn't have to make eye contact with anyone. Fuck that guy. Total pussy.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

@spencerpratt That's just a secret agent picking up his mission drop. Look the other way..

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

@nicksortor Man in the hat appears to be returning fire. He's taking aim and then ducking for cover. Police say the threat has ended so maybe he took out the guy with the rifle.

[Ren-deezee @rshannon83]

America and being American is synonymous with happiness.

You can sell happiness, but you can't buy it. Here's what I mean. Happiness, let's imagine it like an amusement park. I can sell you tickets you tickets to happiness, but YOU have to be happy when you get there. If you're just a miserable person, then you'll be there hating that everyone else is loving it and finding the most insignificant things to complain about. You might even get so tired of being there, you'd wish it didn't exist.

That's like America. You can buy a ticket, and right now we're seeing so many who have and are having the time of lives, because they're being happy, they're being American.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Harvesting just one kidney from 20% of America’s politicians would give a new kidney to EVERY SINGLE PERSON currently on the transplant waiting list.