Ryan Kelly

Engineer, mixer, writer of tweets, coffee drinker, occasional traveler and producer of muzak

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

I have said this before, but it's weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Clothing prices if Trump imposes a 25% tariff on all Mexican imports

— Levi's jeans: $79.50 ➡️ $99.38
— Patagonia hoodie: $89➡️ $111.25
— Tecovas cowboy boots: $345➡️ $431.25
— RRL Halkirk jacket: $790➡️ $987.50

Nike, Hickey Freeman, and New Balance also produce in Mexico

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

i loved voting for kamala today

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

👀 BREAKING: This ad, when tested, moves under-30-men by 2+ points away from Donald Trump.

That’s HUGE MOVEMENT!

Please share widely!

Guys don’t want to be controlled either. #MAGAInYourSheets

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians.

I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor.

My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California.

That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people.

Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime.

It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand.

I want to tune out.

But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious.

And I will always be an American before I am a Republican.

That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious.

For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing.

The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better.

It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed!

But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems.

It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful.

We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger.

That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz.

Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us.

And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. https://t.co/eHFZ723I4H

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As of this week, Americans will get automatic refunds if their flights are altered because of a cancellation or significant delay.

That’s a big deal for folks who will be flying to visit loved ones this holiday season.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

This passage from Michelle Obama:

"I hope you'll forgive me if I'm a little frustrated that some of us are choosing to ignore Donald Trump's gross incompetence while asking Kamala to dazzle us at every turn. I hope that you'll forgive me if I'm a little angry that we are indifferent to his erratic behavior. His obvious mental decline. His history as a convicted felon. A known slumlord. A predator found liable for sexual abuse. All of this while we pick apart Kamala's answers from interviews that he doesn't even have the courage to do, y'all."

[Rachel Coyle @RachelCoyleOhio]

@raventbrunner For anyone who doesn't know about the voter protection hotline -- it's amazing. Available in multiple languages

Save this photo to your phone:
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[JustMePam @PamelaApostolo1]

LOL!!

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

We are one Scaramucci away from Election Day. VOTE

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

BREAKING: McDonald’s replaces The Hamburglar with another well known felon

[toni childs protégé. @joigabrielle]

Seeing a Cybertruck really does ruin your day. Because wtf is that

[Abby Wambach @AbbyWambach]

There are only 20 days left until Election Day. That's less than 3 weeks away!!!!! I’m voting for @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz because I believe our democracy is at stake in this election.

Do you have a voting plan? Make one today at https://t.co/JBgPfWqHw9.

And to get involved during these last 20 days, head to https://t.co/ntgQ8uYUy2.

Let’s all go out and vote!!

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

I said I would do this one more time before Election Day, so here we go...

I will donate to @KamalaHarris and downballot Democrats $.10 for every like on this tweet, $0.50 for every retweet, and $1 for every follow.

(73,093 followers at the start)

P.S. I will cut you folks off... eventually 😎

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

sorry so u want me to vote for Republicans when they can’t even control the weather?? uhh pass, pretty pathetic actually

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

today is the last day to register to vote in georgia and arizona. please register in your state (you can do it online). voting is important, which is why as a noncitizen in california, ive already voted 16 times.

[Larry Spruill Jr @LarrySReports]

I just looked at my voter registration status and I saw that it’s inactive, although I voted in the summer primary. I made some calls and was told this is a huge problem in Ga. I’m now re-registering.

Voter registration deadline is TOMORROW.

Check your registration status!!!!

[Nico Muhly @nicomuhly]

Here’s the unreal thing about @Sonos. These ppl went right ahead and released an untested app. I wouldn’t let an orchestra play an un-proofed score; you wouldn’t release an album without listening to it first. The level of bungle here is absolutely virtuosic.

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

Dear Rich People Who Follow Me,

You may soon have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever, which is to buy the Infowars brand, then hire me and my pals to run it as an aggressive investigative outlet